#835. He's Dalvin Cook

Minnesota Vikings running back Dalvin Cook is following in the "purple footsteps" of former Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice.  After last week's gripping overtime loss to the Ravens (34-31), Cook traveled back in time and took out his frustration on his now ex-girlfriend.  He's a purple people beater!  Could have been worse though.  She could have been crush asphyxiated in a Houston Texan stampede.

Previous mugshot from his days at Florida State.

Gracelyn Trimble has accused him of assault, battery, and false imprisonment.  Pain and suffering, mental anguish, humiliation, and injuries which include a concussion, lacerations, bruising, and scarring.

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He’s Dalvin Cook
sonofsaf

He’s Dalvin Cook, He’s Dalvin Cook
His Vikin’ runnin’ backin’s off the hook
Not Peyton Mannin’
Or Giants Eli Mannin’
Shits in the woods, the turds are crappin’
He’s Dalvin Cook, He’s Dalvin Cook

His cock’s in (His cock’s in)
And he cums (And he cums)
He’s gonna be a baby daddy rape and fuck maybe (maybe)
He’s Dalvin Cook, yeah fuck you (yeah fuck you)
Color him brown or black
Color of his big ball sack, baby
Touchdown, I wanna getcha

U Got The Look
Prince

You've got the look, you've got the hook
U sho'nuf do be cookin' in my book
Your face is jammin'
Your body's heck-a-slammin'
If love is good, let's get 2 rammin'
U got the look, U got the look

U walked in (I walked in)
I woke up (U woke up)
I never seen a pretty girl look so tough' baby (baby)
U got that look, yes U do (yes U do)
Color U peach and black
Color me takin' aback, baby
Crucial, I think I wantcha

Prince:

9-20-97, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

4-14-04, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Favorite Prince songs?  Too many to mention.  But just off the top of my head... Let's Go Crazy, Take Me With You (extended version), Purple Rain, America, and The Beautiful Ones.

We learned of Prince's untimely death just after eating lunch with Jessarooni in Lil' Warshington at The Upper Crust 5 years ago.  Sucked!  We ended up there after a failed attempt to find a decent place that served chicken and waffles.  One day we will sample The Coop on the North Side, a relatively new eatery on E. Ohio St.  Until then...

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