Monday, November 15, 2021

#841. Congressman Michael McCaul

Texas Representative Michael McCaul is the minority ranking member for Homeland Security.  He's also probably the closest thing Congress has to a "cybersecurity expert."


Hey Mike, how about telling all those football fans in Texas (high school, college, and pro) the truth about outdated emergency evacuation protocol for every stadium located throughout the Lone Star State?  Especially in light of the Travis Scott/Astroworld stampede in Houston.  Now that would take some legitimate courage.  But naturally, you'll take fifth.  Just like everyone else.

Hint: everyone has a cell phone.



 

Congressman Michael McCaul
sonofsaf

He loved Trump’s administration
He loved Trump the great asshole
A fake orgasm in the bedroom
Creature, we do not condone

Hey, creature, we do not condone

Has no balls it’s just Congressman Michael McCaul
Has no balls he’s just Congressman Michael McCaul

[Chorus by pupils who've been emotionally impacted by Critical Race Theory]

He loved Trump’s administration
He loved Trump the great asshole
A fake orgasm in the bedroom
Creature, we do not condone

Hey, creature, we do not condone

Has no balls it’s just Congressman Michael McCaul
Has no balls he’s just Congressman Michael McCaul

[Spoken:]

Bong! Hit it again!
Bong! Hit it again!
If you don't kiss Trump’s ass, there is no Orange Prolapse!
How can you have an Orange Prolapse if you don't kiss Trump’s ass?!
Jew! You, Jew, Donald’s butthole spreads, asshole, crappy!

 

Another Brick In The Wall (Part II)
Pink Floyd

We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher, leave them kids alone

Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone

All in all it's just another brick in the wall
All in all you're just another brick in the wall

[Chorus by pupils from the Fourth Form Music Class Islington Green School, London]

We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers, leave them kids alone

Hey, teacher, leave us kids alone

All in all you're just another brick in the wall
All in all you're just another brick in the wall

[Spoken:]
Wrong! Do it again!
Wrong! Do it again!
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!
You! Yes, you, behind the bike sheds, stand still, laddy!


 

When it comes to singers covering iconic Roger Waters tunes, Cyndi "she bop" Lauper probably wouldn't be my first choice.  But in all honesty, I thought she was exceptional.

This is my third Cyndi Lauper parody.  Followed by #71.  A haunting Slime after Slime.  And #245.  A rousing JuJu Just Wants To Have Fun.


Cyndi Lauper:

8-11-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Pink Floyd:

5-29-94, Ohio Stadium, Columbus, OH
5-31-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

Roger Waters:

Roger Waters, 7-3-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Roger Waters, 9-19-17, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this material with Congressman Michael McCaul (R-TX) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.


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