#815. Somali

According to my laptop calendar, today is Diwali.  Comparable to the Oglebay Festival of Lights I suppose.  Perhaps of slightly bigger magnitude. 

For this parody to make any sense whatsoever, it's best to familiarize yourself with these two brief Sopranos scenes.

 

So without further adieu...

 

Somali
sonofsaf

[Intro]
This is going out to Somalis everywhere. It's a tribute to one of the greats...Mr. Adam Sandler.

[Verse 1]
Somalis are dark.  Most aren’t very white.
Steaks made of venison
They kicked his ass in broad day light

[Chorus]
Nobody said sorry
Beat the hell out of a Somali
AJ’s feeling melancholy
Over the beatdown of Somali
Maybe they had all taken Molly
His bicycle was trashed Somali
They should act more like Gandhi
Black Hawk Down had a ton of Somalis
Along came Paulie
Walnuts is not a Somali
His father was run over by a trolley
Here’s to crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy Somalis

[Outro]
Crappy Somali

 

Diwali
Michael Scott & Dwight Schute

[Intro]
This is going out to Indians everywhere. It's a tribute to one of the greats...Mr. Adam Sandler

[Verse 1]
Diwali is a festival of lights
Let me tell you something
Tonight has been one crazy night

[Chorus]
So put on your saris
It's time to celebrate Diwali
Everybody looks so jolly
But it's not Christmas, it's Diwali
The goddess of destruction Kali
Stopped by to celebrate Diwali
Don't invite any zombies
To a celebration of Diwali
Along came Polly
To have some fun at Diwali
If you're Indian and you love to party
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Diwali

[Outro]
Happy Diwali!

Sopranos?  Seen 'em all.  Easily the greatest dramatic series on television.  Nothing even comes close.  I occasionally watch clips on youtube. 

The Office?  Loved it.  But it kinda lost steam when "Sabray" entered the fray.  Regardless, you know my motto... safety first.

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