Saturday, November 27, 2021

#868. Mehmet Oz Is Coming To Town

Television personality Dr. Mehmet Oz is apparently considering a run for Pennsylvania Senate.  If ultimately successful, he would fill the seat left vacant by Pat Toomey (R-PA).  With a net worth of $100 million, Oz considers himself a moderate Republican.  He's a popular populist.  A man of the people. 

Dr. Oz reviews Trump's medical records on his show.

Trump was furious when the Muslim physician expressed concern about the Orange Prolapse's Orange Prolapse.  Apparently, Trump had been assured by the show's producer that any gastrointestinal issues were "off limits."  He was particularly worried that viewers might start referring to him as "Trump Dump."  Little did he know... been there, done that.

Of course Oz lives on a palatial estate in New Jersey overlooking Manhattan.


But "America's Doctor" is apparently willing to make the ultimate sacrifice... and move to a smaller mansion in the Keystone state.  

As a registered Pennsylvania Super Voter here's my only request. If the Oz-man cometh, please consider a campaign stop in Pixburgh.  I'd enjoy speaking to him about how human stampedes negatively impact the health and welfare of the general public.

 


 

Mehmet Oz Is Coming To Town
sonofsaf

He’s not a Boy Scout
Perhaps an elf why
Never a doubt
Gonna give it a try
Mehmet Oz is comin' to town,

So maybe he missed
True calling in life
Run for the Senate and cure all the strife
Mehmet Oz is comin' to town

Good doctor he is creeping
Good doctor says vaccine take
Good doctor is a Republican
And he knows the news is fake

He’s not a Boy Scout
Perhaps an elf why
Never a doubt
Gonna give it a try
Mehmet Oz is comin' to town

 

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Bruce Springsteen

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is comin' to town, gather 'round

He's making a list
And checking it twice;
He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice
Santa Claus is comin' to town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is comin' to town



Favorite Springsteen tunes?  Out In The Streets,  Meet Me In The City, Bobby Jean, Glory Days, Born To Run.


Bruce Springsteen:

10-27-12, Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Hall and Museum,  Pittsburgh, PA

10-27-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

4-22-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

1-16-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

9-11-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

 

Please do not share this material with Dr. Mehmet Oz. 

 

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