Sunday, November 07, 2021

#821. Taylor Greene

The notion that Donald Trump was sent by God to lock up all the wealthy Democratic pedophiles is at the core of Q-Anon.  And who's the congressional leader of Q-Anon?  Well, it's Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Naturally, I'm promoting a different conspiracy theory.  You see, if the Orange Prolapse of Trump makes physical contact with the Green Prolapse of Greene... well, it signals the end of the universe.  

For those who require a deeper explanation, it's a corollary based on the mutually shared embrace of the orb.

Butt instead of a "hands on" approach, it's more of a sexually intimate, uh, shall we say, "bulging endeavor."

However this all plays out, we must keep Trump and Greene physically separated.  At any cost.  The future of the planet depends on it.  Because every time there's a climactic disaster (hurricane, tornado, etc.),  the event is entirely predicated on the proximity of Trump and Greene (Florida and Georgia).  God forbid if she were to ever show up at Mar-A-Lago.  We'd be totally fucked.



Taylor Greene
sonofsaf

If you’re gay just know that hell ain’t fun, even worse if you’re a Jew
'Cause it’s hot and there ain’t no sun fuck Jared Kushner too
Insurrection didn’t phase her, no big loss of life
Loves the Orange Prolapse flavor and how Donald Trump flames the far right

Such a scam, Majorie Taylor Greene
A white little fucking cunt, blood money, she's gotta pee
Such a scam, Majorie Taylor Greene, oh yeah
Such a midget bitch, blood money, worst you’ve ever seen

She says so much crap and shit that is bull keeps on tellin’ lies
Her conspiracies are laughable, I really hope she dies
She’s a born again Southern Baptist who’s ready to pick a fight
Lilliputian god damn chicken wing, who doesn’t know what’s wrong or right

Such a scam, Majorie Taylor Greene
A white little fucking cunt, blood money, she's gotta pee
Such a scam, Majorie Taylor Greene, oh yeah
Such a midget bitch, blood money, worst you’ve ever seen

Such a scam, Majorie Taylor Greene
A white little fucking cunt, blood money, she's gotta pee
Such a scam, Majorie Taylor Greene, oh yeah
Such a midget bitch, blood money, worst you’ve ever seen

That Greene is plannin’, plans to overthrow
She’s such a homely piece of shit, urinary
Like Scully and Mulder X-Files ’til the end
She’s so demanding doesn’t have any friends
Greene’s such a bad sideshow, she’s going insane
Let’s hope her brain gets seized by eminent domain
So, keep supporting the big lie, from a funny farm
Jared Kushner’s still a Jew, cannot raise the bar
Baby, yeah, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, baby, yeah

She's lookin’ crappy, see her face everywhere
Her cunt is unwanted and her ass is in disrepair

 

Rocket Queen
Guns’n’Roses

If I say I don't need anyone, I can say these things to you
'Cause I can turn on anyone just like I've turned on you
I've got a tongue like a razor, a sweet switchblade knife
And I can do you favors but then you'll do whatever I like

Here I am, and you're a Rocket Queen
I might be a little young, but, honey, I ain't naive
Here I am, and you're a Rocket Queen, oh yeah
I might be too much, but, honey, you're a bit obscene

I've seen everything imaginable pass before these eyes
I've had everything that's tangible, honey, you'd be surprised
I'm a sexual innuendo in this burned out paradise
If you turn me on to anything, you better turn me on tonight

Here I am, and you're a Rocket Queen
I might be a little young, but, honey, I ain't naive
Here I am, and you're a Rocket Queen, oh yeah
I might be too much, but, honey, you're a bit obscene

Here I am, and you're a Rocket Queen
I might be a little young, but, honey, I ain't naive
Here I am, and you're a Rocket Queen, oh yeah
I might be too much, but, honey, you're a bit obscene

I see you standin', standin' on your own
It's such a lonely place for you, for you to be
If you need a shoulder or if you need a friend
I'll be here standing until the bitter end
No one needs the sorrow, no one needs the pain
I hate to see you walking out there out in the rain
So, don't chastise me or think I, I mean you harm
Of those that take you leave you strung out much too far
Baby, yeah, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, baby, yeah

Don't ever leave me, say you'll always be there
All I ever wanted was for you to know that I care

 


Greene Prolapse 25:

#43.  Smells Like Greene Spirit --- (Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana)

#44.  Greene Trumparooni --- (Green Manalishi - Judas Priest)

#45.  Greene Hell --- (Green Hell - Metallica)

#46.  It's Not Easy Being Greene --- (It's Not Easy Being Green - Kermit The Frog)

#383.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene --- (Mexican Jumping Bean - various artists)

#386.  God Kill The Greene --- (God Save The Queen - Queen)

#605.  Taylor-Greene --- (Vasoline - Stone Temple Pilots)

#608.  Taylor-Greene --- (Dramamine - Modest Mouse)

#610.  This Is Taylor-Greene --- (This Is Halloween - Marilyn Manson)

#611.  Taylor-Greene --- (Halloween - John Carpenter)

#614.  Hello It's Taylor Greene --- (Hello It's Halloween - Kids TV)

#620.  Taylor-Greene --- (Tangerine - Led Zeppelin)

#621.  Marjorie Taylor-Greene --- (Mr. Tambourine Man - Bob Dylan) 

#625.  Killer Greene --- (Killer Queen - Queen)

#817.  She's Taylor Greene: Flood Of Blood She's A Cunt --- (Caribbean Queen: No More Love On The Run - Billy Ocean)

#818.  Taylor Greene --- (Mr. Clean - Thomas Scott Caden)

#819.  Taylor Greene --- (Dancing Queen - ABBA)

#821.  Taylor Greene --- (Rocket Queen - Guns'n'Roses)

 

One of G'N'R's better tunes.  Among my other favorites: It's So Easy, Pretty Tied Up, and yeah, Paradise City.  Don't care much for "Welcome to the Jungle."  It's just way too overplayed.


Guns'n'Roses:

7-20-88, Wheeling Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

7-26-92, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

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