#866. Go To Hell

Twelve days of Christmas?  Fuck that! 

In reality, Black Friday marks the true beginning of Christian shopping.  That's 29 days of born again, Ned Flanders, retail bullshit.  

 

A quote from the girlfriend of John Corbett, my hometown arch nemesis, pretty much sums it up...

Go To Hell
sonofsaf

Go to hell, rot in hell
Satan’s here to stay
What the fuck I guess I died
And the devil got his way
Go to hell, rot in hell
Satan’s here to stay
What the fuck here is the thing
‘Cause the devil got his way

God must really blow
And the devil got his way
God damn-it down below
Satan’s here to stay
Christ is not the king
Don’t get saved tonight
What the fuck now here's the thing
So sing this shit alright

(Go to hell, rot in hell
Satan’s here to stay
What the fuck I guess I died
And the devil got his way

Go to hell, rot in hell
Satan’s here to stay
What the fuck I guess I died
And the devil got his way)

God must really blow
And the devil got his way
God damn-it down below
Satan’s here to stay
Christ is not the king
Don’t get saved tonight
What the fuck now here's the thing
So sing this shit alright

Go to hell, rot in hell
Satan’s here to stay
What the fuck I guess I died
And the devil got his, his only begotten son

Go to hell, rot in hell
Satan’s here to stay
What the fuck I guess I died
And the devil got his way

Go to hell, rot in hell
Satan’s here to stay
What the fuck I guess I died
And the devil got his way

Go to hell, rot in hell
Satan’s here to stay
What the fuck I guess I died
And the devil got his way

 

Jingle Bells
Gwen Stefani

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
What fun to ride and sing
In a one horse open sleigh

Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight

(Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh)

Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
Oh what fun to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open, oh we have a lot of fun

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh

No Doubt has played Pittsburgh on 5 different occasions.  I saw them one time with Metal Male, Cuntrina, and Shytown.  Cuntrina got pissed off because I drank one of her precious choco-fruity wine coolers.  Truth be told, it was disgusting.  So I blamed its consumption on Metal Male.  For the love of Gaga, I'm the one who fuckin' drove her cunt to that dumbshit concert.

No Doubt: (Doubts?  I have many.  Why did singer Gwen Stefani feel it necessary to do one handed push-ups while on stage.  I guess it could have been worse.  She could have devoted her energy toward smashing guitars a la Paul Stanley.  I don't have any serious hang ups about destroying musical equipment.  But if you do it at every show... well, it kinda loses its zing.)

6-13-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

 

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