It's a hockey night in Pittsburgh! And of course it's against the blood-thirsty Flyers.
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| Flyers fan in the background hoping he'll get the opportunity to suck some NHL dick. |
Regrettably, half our team's in Covid protocol and the other half has groin injuries and inflammatory bowel disease. I suspect what's left of the Penguins will get harvested worse than ballots on an Arizona chicken farm. Maricopa County Burning!
This will be my first NHL game post-Covid. Hey Saf, when's the last time you were actually inside the arena. Good question. It's been a while (Nickleback sucks). So I checked my records. Not only will I divulge this tidbit of unnecessary information, I'll even up the ante. Here are the last fifteen events I attended at PPG:
Darryl Hall & John Oates w/ Train, 6-9-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Foo Fighters, 7-19-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Radiohead, 7-26-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Rod Stewart & Cyndi Lauper, 8-11-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Paul Simon, 9-17-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Elton John, 10-10-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Metallica, 10-18-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Fleetwood Mac, 11-1-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Kiss, 3-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Who, 5-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Queen w/ Adam Lambert, 7-31-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Jeff Lynne’s ELO, 8-1-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Iron Maiden, 8-18-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Phil Collins, 10-2-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Bob Seger, 10-17-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
Tool, 11-8-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The more important question? Jesus Christ! Saf, how much did you pay for all of those shows. Label me a liar, but I think the correct answer is zilch. Me and Mason hit 'em all fo fee (Mike Tyson style). I may have paid 20 bucks for Metallica. But I honestly don't remember.
Fight The Flyers
sonofsaf
You know that Philly is a zoo
The animals do not inspire
The fans they always say fuck you
Gary Bettman is a god damn liar
Let’s go Penguins, fight the Flyers
Let’s go Penguins, fight the Flyers
Gotta fuck the Philly Flyers
Their management is full of Jews
Not kosher of you to inquire
Stanley Cup is not for you
And the Lord will not be your provider
Let’s go Penguins, fight the Flyers
Let’s go Penguins, fight the Flyers
Gotta fuck the Philly Flyers
Yeah
Their management is full of Jews
Not kosher of you to inquire
Stanley Cup is not for you
And the Lord will not be your provider
Let’s go Penguins, fight the Flyers
Let’s go Penguins, fight the Flyers
Gotta fuck the Philly Flyers
Yeah!
You know that Philly is a zoo
The animals do not inspire
The fans they always say fuck you
Gary Bettman is a god damn liar
Let’s go Penguins, fight the Flyers
Let’s go Penguins, fight the Flyers
Gotta fuck the Philly Flyers
Gotta fuck the Philly Flyers
Gotta fuck the Philly Flyers
Gotta fuck the Philly Flyers
Light My Fire
The Doors
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on, baby, light my fire
Come on, baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try, now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on, baby, light my fire
Come on, baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
Yeah
The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try, now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on, baby, light my fire
Come on, baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
Yeah!
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on, baby, light my fire
Come on, baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Much to my surprise, I've only seen the Flyers once.
5 years ago... 1-21-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
I obviously hit up more concerts as opposed to hockey games.
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