#829. Paul Gosar

Dentist slash Congressman Paul Gosar stands by his psycho anime video... but now made the decision to delete it.  This makes him quite possibly the most "courageous coward" on the hill.  As if I needed any more of a reason to justify my anti-dentite bastard status.

However, it did make me reflect on the double standard.  Anyone remember Snoop Dogg's 2017 "Lavender" video which shows him pulling a prank gun on the Commander-in-Clown Ronald Klump?

 

Of course, Snoop is a beloved gangsta rapper and hip hoppin' movie star.  Whereas Gosar is a despised member of Congress and Orange Prolapse worshiping douchebag.  A sizeable difference.  

But hey, what about this?

Where do you draw the line?  The correct answer being generally undiscussible.  

Alex, what is "when enough people have been killed and injured."

 

 

Paul Gosar
sonofsaf

Well he’s Paul Gosar, he’s known near and far
And everyone thinks he is horrible and be better off dead
Everyone says he’s a Trumper puss

See infection of yeast with his curtains of meat
Let’s out a fart one that smells incidentally
We all know he is a piece of shit

Well Paul, Gosar is not a Jew
And Jews, their services aren’t for free

Oh he beats his meat, masturbates instead
Let’s out a fart that smells incidentally
Gosar won’t shit in a toilet stall
He’s a fag and a queer

Job to blow!

Well he’s Paul Gossip, he’s known near and far
And everyone thinks Paul is horrible he’d be better off dead
Everyone says he’s a Trumper puss

See infection of yeast with his curtains of meat
Let’s out a fart and it smells incidentally
We all know he is a piece of shit

Well Paul, Gosar is not a Jew
And Jews, their services aren’t for free

Well Paul, Gosar is not a Jew
And Jews, their services aren’t for free

Gosar won’t shit in a toilet stall
Gosar won’t shit in a toilet stall
Gosar won’t shit in a toilet stall
Gosar won’t shit in a toilet stall
Gosar won’t shit in a toilet stall
Gosar won’t shit in a toilet stall
Gosar won’t shit in a toilet stall
Gosar won’t shit in a toilet stall

 

Movie Star
Cracker

Well the movie star, well she crashed her car
But everyone said she was beautiful even without her head
Everyone said she was dangerous

Well the chief of police kept the crime off the streets
Deep in his heart, we all knew he felt differently
We all knew he was an anarchist

Well I, I'd like to devour you
But you, you'd probably devour me

For your golden wheat, for your oat bran head
Deep in my heart
Girl you're a beautiful animal
I'll put a tag on your ear

Here we go!

Well the movie star, well she crashed her car
But everyone said she was beautiful even without her head
Everyone said she was dangerous

Well the chief of police kept the crime off the streets
Deep in his heart we all knew he felt differently
We all knew he was an anarchist

Well I, I'd like to devour you
But you, you'd probably devour me

Well I, I'd like to devour you
But you, you'd probably devour me

Girl you're a beautiful animal
Girl you're a beautiful animal
Girl you're a beautiful animal
Girl you're a beautiful animal
Girl you're a beautiful animal
Girl you're a beautiful animal
Girl you're a beautiful animal
Girl you're a beautiful animal

 

Paul Gosar Mach 5:

#469.  He is Paul Gosar  --- (It's A Small World - Richard & Robert Sherman)

#509.  Paul Gosar --- (Play Guitar - John Cougar Mellencamp)

#827.  Paul Gosar --- (Lucky Star - Madonna)

#828.  Name's Paul Gosar --- (Have A Cigar - Pink Floyd)

#829.  Paul Gosar --- (Movie Star - Cracker)

Cracker has played the Burgh an impressive 18 times.  Regrettably, the only time I saw them live was before their very first show (1994, Metropol in the Strip).  Caught their soundcheck as I was next door at Rosebuds for a Sleeping Giants video shoot.  The contrast between the bands was "stark."

Please do not share this material with Paul Gosar (R-AZ).