#827. Paul Gosar

Arizona Congressman Paul Gosar is in hot water for posting a mindlessly annoying "anime" video of him saving America while simultaneously attacking Joe Biden and killing AOC.  Not sure why nobody ever mentions it, but Gosar is definitely on the spectrum.

So let's give this Representative joke his own parody series!  We'll call it the Paul Gosar Mach 5.

Not to be confused with the anime cartoon Speed Racer.

Way ahead of its time... as far as the whole Japanese anime genre goes.  And easily my favorite cartoon.

Is it just me or does former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie bear a slight resemblance to a composite mock up of Spridal and Chim Chim?

 

 

 

Paul Gosar
sonofsaf

Arizona’s Paul Gosar
Is a piece of shit from near and afar
West of Phoenix too, and Mar-A-Lago
He just wants to fight
Wherever he goes

He’s white, so white
Gosar is very white
He’s white, so white
Q-Anon’s fucking right
He’s white, so white
Gosar is very white
He’s white, so white, yeah

Arizona’s Paul Gosar
He’ll make you sicker wherever you are
For any cost, people have died
To perpetuate, all those that have lied

He’s white, so white
Gosar is very white
He’s white, so white
Q-Anon’s fucking right
He’s white, so white
Gosar is very white
He’s white, so white, yeah

C'mon, Donald Trump’s gonna put up a fight
And he’ll blow many cocks in the middle of the night
C'mon, Donald Trump’s gonna put up a fight
And he’ll blow many cocks in the middle of the night

He is fucking Paul Gosar, and he’s the shittiest by far
He is fucking Paul Gosar, and he’s the shittiest by far

He’s white, so white
Gosar is very white
He’s white, so white
Q-Anon’s fucking right
He’s white, so white
Gosar is very white
He’s white, so white, yeah

C'mon, Donald Trump’s gonna put up a fight
And he’ll blow many cocks in the middle of the night
Mmm, C’mon, Donald Trump’s gonna put up a fight
And he’ll blow many cocks in the middle of the night

He is fucking Paul Gosar, and he’s the shittiest by far
He is fucking Paul Gosar, and he’s the shittiest by far
He is fucking Paul Gosar, and he’s the shittiest by far
(Donald Trump is a, baby)
He is fucking Paul Gosar, and he’s the shittiest by far

He’s white, so white
Gosar is very white
He’s white, so white
Q-Anon’s fucking right
He’s white, so white
Gosar is very white
He’s white, so white,

He’s white, so white
Cocks in the middle of the night
Donald Trump is a, baby
You got to pray to the extreme right
He’s white, so white
He’s white, so white
He’s white, so white
He’s white, so white
He’s white, so white, baby
He’s white, so white - pray to the extreme right
Donald Trump is a, baby
Donald Trump, Donald Trump is a, baby
You got to pray to the extreme right
Arizona’s Paul Gosar

Lucky Star
Madonna

You must be my Lucky Star / Arizona’s Paul Gosar
'Cause you shine on me wherever you are
I just think of you, and I start to glow
And I need your light
And baby, you know

Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright
Make everything all right
Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright, yeah

You must be my Lucky Star
'Cause you make the darkness seem so far
And when I'm lost, you'll be my guide
I just turn around, and you're by my side

Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright
Make everything all right
Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright, yeah

C'mon, shine your heavenly body tonight
'Cause I know you're gonna make everything all right
C'mon, shine your heavenly body tonight
'Cause I know you're gonna make everything all right

You may be my Lucky Star, but I'm the luckiest by far
You may be my Lucky Star, but I'm the luckiest by far

Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright
Make everything all right
Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright, yeah

C'mon, shine your heavenly body tonight
'Cause I know you're gonna make everything all right
Mmm, c'mon, shine your heavenly body tonight
'Cause I know you're gonna make everything all right

You may be my Lucky Star, but I'm the luckiest by far
You may be my Lucky Star, but I'm the luckiest by far
You may be my Lucky Star, but I'm the luckiest by far
(What you do to me, baby)
You may be my Lucky Star, but I'm the luckiest by far

Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright
Make everything all right
Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright

Starlight, starbright
You make everything all right
What you do to me, baby
You got to stay by my side tonight
Starlight, starbright
Starlight, starbright
Starlight, starbright
Starlight, starbright
Starlight, starbright, baby
Starlight, starbright - stay by my side tonight
What you do to me, baby
What you do, what you do to me, baby
You got to stay by my side tonight
You may be my Lucky Star

Paul Gosar Mach 5:

#469.  He is Paul Gosar  --- (It's A Small World - Richard & Robert Sherman)

#509.  Paul Gosar --- (Play Guitar - John Cougar Mellencamp)

#827.  Paul Gosar --- (Lucky Star - Madonna)

Never seen the anti-Virgin in concert.  Not a fan.  My most vivid memory of Madonna is when she airs out her armpit in the "Get Into Groove" video (mark 2:19).

Saf, what are your favorite Madonna songs?  Good question.  Borderline, Dress You Up & Burning Up.  In that order.

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