#2248. Bland Is A Cunt

The Texas State Supreme Court consists of 9 justices who all have two things in common.

 

They're all Republicans.

And they're all cunts.  Specifically Jane Bland.

 

Let's present her with an out-of-state Acrisure Stadium Trump Dump for her pivotal role in the utter dehumanization of Lone Star women.

Sick and cruel... is quite the understatement.

 

 

 

 

Bland Is A Cunt
sonofsaf

Back alley protocol
No more healthcare ever
Texas bleeding women ain’t pretend
Fuck you, drama
You, drama
You

Donald Trump is a fuckin’ queer
The Orange Prolapse is gonna pray
Pregnancy’s a hilarity
Dallas Cowboys are very gay
Donald Trump is a fuckin’ queer
(Donald Trump is a fuckin’ queer)

Well, she’s locked and loaded and she’s pure white trash
Hates abortion but loves guns
Because MAGA’s red fuck your Obamacare
Texas is number one

Bland is a cunt, Bland is a cunt
An abortion ban’s
A failure man
The damage shall be done
Whore Jane Bland is a cunt, Bland is a cunt
Whore Jane Bland is a cunt, Bland is a cunt

Well, a troublemaker is the reason why
Fleeing Texas on the run
As the men are grinning limiting health care
Guv’ner Abbott’s haven’ fun

Bland is a cunt, Bland is a cunt
An abortion ban’s
A failure man
The damage shall be done
Whore Jane Bland is a cunt, Bland is a cunt

Yeah, Jane Bland is a cunt
Jane Bland is a cunt
Bland is a cunt
Bland is a cunt

Well, the right’s name calling
As Trump flags unfurl for the Orange Prolapse clown
Syndrome Down the church is fuckin’ everywhere
More dead babies all around

Bland is a cunt, Bland is a cunt
And The Donald sucks, could give two fucks
‘Cause Stormy ain’t hardcore
Whore Jane Bland is a cunt
Bland is a cunt
Bland is a cunt
Bland is a cunt

 

Band On The Run
Paul McCartney

Stuck inside these four walls
Sent inside forever
Never seeing no one nice again
Like you, mama
You, mama
You

If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day
If I ever get out of here
(If we ever get out of here)

Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash
As we fell into the sun
And the first one said to the second one there
"I hope you're having fun."

Band on the run, band on the run
And the jailer man
And sailor Sam
Were searching everyone
For the band on the run, band on the run
For the band on the run, band on the run

Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh
Seeing no one else had come
And a bell was ringing in the village square
For the rabbits on the run

Band on the run, band on the run
And the jailer man
And sailor Sam
Were searching everyone
For the band on the run, band on the run

Yeah, the band on the run
The band on the run
Band on the run
Band on the run

Well, the night was falling
As the desert world began to settle down
In the town they're searching for us everywhere
But we never will be found

Band on the run, band on the run
And the county judge, who held a grudge
Will search for ever more
For the band on the run
Band on the run
Band on the run
Band on the run

 

My third parody of the Wings era classic:

#139.  Neera Tanden (serves in the Biden administration)

#1037.  Bannon's A Cunt (regarding Steve Bannon)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt  (regarding Republican Texas State Supreme Court Justice Jane Bland)

Since 1990, Paul McCartney has played the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.  And once with The Beatles back in '64.

 

Paul McCartney:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

 

Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters):

7-9-03, Chevrolet Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
7-26-08, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
9-23-11, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-25-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA  

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1385)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

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