#2244. Strong's Gay

Congressman Dale Strong... is STRONG!  NOT WEEK LIKE JOE BIDEN!

Yes, of course!  Just what Congress needs.  More traitorous first responders.

In other news, the Steelers received another hometown beatdown.  This one at the hands of Bill Belichick.  Ouch.

A discreet, yet highly visible endzone Trump Dump.

 

Random dreaded Patriots fan eagerly embraced the Acrid Turd moniker.

 

Vomitous Trump!  A pile 'o puke from the morning after... on the Ft. Duquense Bridge.  How much of it went directly into the Allegheny River?  What percentage of puke remained on the railing?  The interwebs will never know.

Some dude handed us digital freebies for last night Patriots game.  The good news... we easily smuggled in our "Jesus blood water bottles."  The bad news... we totally missed out on an hour of precious tailgating.  We bolted early in the 2nd quarter. 

Final:

Patriots 21

Steelers 18

 

Strong’s Gay
sonofsaf

Don’t give a fuck
Let’s stop the steal
Let’s kill some cops and eat Ivanka’s pussy value meal
That fake Jew’s obscene
Meh, meh
Meh, meh
Meh, meh, Meh
Meh, meh,
Meh, meh, Meh
Meh, meh,

That Trump’s an ass
Spreads the big lie
Eats daughter-wife’s cunt
And give it another try
That Trump will feed
Meh, meh
Meh, meh
Meh, meh, Meh

Fuckin’ enemy Dale Strong’s gay
Meh, meh
Meh, meh
Meh, meh, Meh
Fuckin’ enemy Dale Strong’s gay

Because Trump lied
Do not forgive
That dope’s a fuckin’ cancerous piece of shit
That dope’s a piece of shit
That dope’s a piece of shit
That dope’s a piece of shit
That dope’s a piece of shit…shit

Meh, meh
Meh, meh
Meh, meh, Meh
Fuckin’ enemy Dale Strong’s gay
Meh, meh
Meh, meh
Meh, meh, Meh
Fuckin’ enemy Dale Strong’s gay
Meh, meh
Meh, meh
Meh, meh, Meh

 

Wrong Way
Creed

What makes you touch?
What makes you feel?
What makes you stop and smell the roses in an open field?
What makes you unclean?
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, Yeah
Yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah

What makes you laugh?
What makes you cry?
What makes our youth run
From the thought that we might die?
What makes you bleed?
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, Yeah

Somebody told me the wrong way
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, Yeah
Somebody told me the wrong way

What if I died?
What did I give?
I hope it was an answer so you might live
I hope I helped you live
I hope I helped you live
I hope I helped you live
I hope I helped you live...live

Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, Yeah
Somebody told me the wrong way
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, Yeah
Somebody told me the wrong way
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, Yeah

This song is just really bad.

From 1998 to 2009, Creed played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times.  As you might expect, I'm not a fan of the lumbering religious grunge movement.

The Big Lie 100: (#1381)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

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