#2231. Christian Ziegler

Once upon a time, in the realm of Florida's far right political fundamentalism, Christian Ziegler was on top of the world!

But lately, things ain't goin' too well.

 

As if the Orange Prolapse's rape verdict wasn't sufficient.

Even more amusing, his wife Bridget heads both the "Mamas for DeSantis" and "Moms for Liberty" PACs.  That's a whole lotta mom.

Oh... the joys of motherhood.

An aging, brittle Trump Dump in the Strip District.  Bridget Ziegler must feel like she's been stabbed in the heart (mark: 1:15)

 

 

Christian Ziegler
sonofsaf

Christian Ziegler
Oh, the crime was fun
Job to blow you raped her in the cunt
Okay, obey
Jared’s blowing
Ivanka’s a whore
Those dildo toys
They’re using are hardcore for you
You Jew

Mo-torboating
Stormy’s tits are right
Some silicon tonight
A porno chest delight

A dildo
Trump takes it in the ass
Fire and furying
When he has gas
A gay, display
Christian Ziegler
Bridget is your wife
Marriage is fucked up
Menage a trois who knew
Fuck you
Fuck you, yeah

Blow job king
Trump is orange not white
Use tongue and do not bite
The Proud Boys they will fight
Blow job king
Trump is orange not white
Dick’s blinded by the light
Tiny mushroom delight

[Instrumental interlude]

Blow job king
Trump is orange not white
Dick’s blinded by the light
Tiny mushroom delight

Blow job king
Trump is orange not white
Dick’s blinded by the light
Tiny mushroom delight

Christian Ziegler
Oh, the crime was fun
Job to blow you raped her in the cunt
Okay, obey
He’s the blow job king
Yeah, blow job king

 

Sister Christian
Night Ranger

Sister Christian
Oh, the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say, okay
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Don't want to play no more with you
It's true

You're motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight

Babe, you know
You're growing up so fast
And mama's worrying
That you won't last
To say, let's play
Sister Christian
There's so much in life
Don't you give it up
Before your time is due
It's true
It's true, yeah

Motoring
What's your price for flight
You've got him in your sight
And driving through the night
Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight

[Instrumental interlude]

Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight
Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight

Sister Christian
Oh, the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say, okay
But you're motoring
Yeah, motoring

My second parody of Sister Christian.  A couple years ago, I penned #708.  Orange Prolapsin'.

Great tune.  Who can ever forget that uncomfortably, awkward scene in Boogie Nights?

Since 1983, Night Ranger has played the Burgh a surprising 15 times.

Night Ranger showed up at Star Lake this summer for the inaugural Brett Michaels "Parti Gras" tour.  But we skipped it.  Just too many Star Lake shows that week (Snoop Dogg & back to back Phish shows).

 

Night Ranger:

2-16-86, Wheeling Civic Center, Wheeling, WV (one of my first rock concerts)

8-27-11, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Foreigner & Journey)

The Big Lie 100: (#1370)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

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