#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed

Yesterday, the Orange Prolapse decided to complain about the undefeated Seminoles being left out of the NCAA Football Championship.

Florida State was treated very badly by the “Committee.” They become the first Power Five team to be left out of the College Football Playoffs. Really bad lobbying effort… Lets blame DeSanctimonious!!!

Donald, it's called strength of schedule.  Turns out that a decisive home victory over Northern Alabama (58-13) ain't all it's cracked up to be.

 

Dedicated to Alabama Coach Nick Saban.  Here's a few Acrisure Stadium Trump Dumps ahead of the Thursday night game against the Patriots.  Steelers are -6.  And the over/under is 30.  Does anyone remember the "Muck Bowl" Monday night game against the Dolphins in 2007?  That game was delayed by a torrential downpour and the over/under dropped from 38.5 to 28.  Steelers kicked a field goal on the final drive and won 3-0. 

Controversy aside, I'll be rooting for Michigan.  Go Blue.  But I honestly don't really care.  As for Trump, fuck you.

 

Florida State Got Fuckin’ Screwed
sonofsaf

It’s a proxy fight in the SEC
When you hear the sound of Seminole country
So fucked up there is no doubt
Strength of schedule’s what it’s all about

No more drama, Florida State fan
No more drama, Florida State fan
No more drama, Florida State fan
No more drama, Florida State fan

You’re in a football fight of no delight
Undefeated ain’t alright
You’re in a football fight of no delight
Undefeated ain’t alright

A difficult pillow you gotta swallow
Eternal misery you’ll wallow
Future’s dimmer no sunshine for you
Still fucked up you know it’s true

No more drama, Florida State fan
No more drama, Florida State fan
No more drama, Florida State fan
No more drama, Florida State fan

You’re in a football fight of no delight
Undefeated ain’t alright
You’re in a football fight of no delight
Undefeated ain’t alright

A bad result’s, gonna unfold
Inspire rage and broken bones
Cause a riot based on selection
Bag of dicks with no erection

No more drama, Florida State fan
No more drama, Florida State fan
No more drama, Florida State fan
No more drama, Florida State fan

You’re in a football fight of no delight
Undefeated ain’t alright
You’re in a football fight of no delight
Undefeated ain’t alright

You’re in a football fight of no delight
Undefeated ain’t alright
You’re in a football fight of no delight
Undefeated ain’t alright

Overweight But Over You
The Vaselines

I've no appetite for you and me
When you twist me 'round like some old spaghetti
Eat you up and spit you out
Left a bad taste I can do without

Hey, fat mama, I'm a fat man
Hey, fat mama, I'm a fat man
Hey, fat mama, I'm a fat man
Hey, fat mama, I'm a fat man

You're gonna use a knife to take a slice
And cut me out of your life
You're gonna use a knife to take a slice
And cut me out of your life

It's a recipe we have to follow
Take heartache and a pinch of sorrow
Let it simmer for a year or two
Serve it up and then we're through

Hey, fat mama, I'm a fat man
Hey, fat mama, I'm a fat man
Hey, fat mama, I'm a fat man
Hey, fat mama, I'm a fat man

You're gonna use a knife to take a slice
And cut me out of your life
You're gonna use a knife to take a slice
And cut me out of your life

It's not my fault, it's not big bowls
It's not my age or my hormones
On a diet of cold rejection
I got sick with no affection

Hey, fat mama, I'm a fat man
Hey, fat mama, I'm a fat man
Hey, fat mama, I'm a fat man
Hey, fat mama, I'm a fat man

You're gonna use a knife to take a slice
And cut me out of your life
You're gonna use a knife to take a slice
And cut me out of your life

You're gonna use a knife to take a slice
And cut me out of your life
You're gonna use a knife to take a slice
And cut me out of your life

The Vaselines have never played the Burgh.  I've always liked the Nirvana cover of Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam.  Good stuff.

 

The Big Lie 100: (#1374)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

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