#2269. Moreno

Yesterday, Trump endorsed Bernie Moreno for U.S. Senate in Ohio.

Ah yes, nothing says politics like an old-school photoshop with the Orange Prolapse.

Before.

 

After.

Bernie Moreno, a highly respected businessman from the GREAT State of Ohio, is exactly the type of MAGA fighter that we need in the United States Senate. Bernie will always stand up to the Fascist “nut jobs” and the spineless RINOS in order to fight the corrupt Deep State that is destroying our Country. Remember, we need a successful political outsider like Bernie to defeat Liberal career politician, Sherrod Brown, who has so poorly represented Ohio, and pretends that he’s all for the Policies of your Favorite President, Donald J. Trump, but then gets to the Senate and votes 100% for the horrendous Policies of Crooked Joe Biden, the worst President in the History of our Country. Don’t be fooled by Sherrod Brown. He is a Radical Left Liberal who will always let you down. He does not stand for Ohio Values, and never will. Bernie Moreno, on the other hand, will ALWAYS put America First.

Moreno is a used car salesman turned crypto-currency peddler.  Sounds like a perfect fit for MAGA as Trump just released his new line of digital trading cards.

Moreno's major challenger is another deep pocket.  State Senator Matt Dolan (R-OH) whose family owns the Cleveland Guardians MLB franchise.  

Hey Dolan, if you wish to address the problem of outdated emergency evacuation protocol at Progressive Field... hit me up.  Hint: Everyone has a cell phone.  Kind of a big deal.     

 

 

 

Moreno
sonofsaf

Fuckin’ Sherrod
Fuckin’ Sherrod
Fuckin’ Sherrod
Fuckin’ Sherrod
Fuckin’ Sherrod
Fuckin’ Sherrod
Fuckin’ Sherrod
Fuckin’ Sherrod
Fuckin’

Fuckin’ Sherrod
Fuckin’ Sherrod
Fuckin’

Fuckin’ Sherrod
Fuckin’ Sherrod

Donald’s the king of shit an Orange Prolapse liar
Donald’s the king of shit an Orange Prolapse liar
Donald’s the king of shit an Orange Prolapse liar
Donald’s the king of shit an Orange Prolapse liar

Fuckin’ Sherrod
Fuckin’ Sherrod
Fuckin’ Sherrod
Fuckin’

Fuckin’ Sherrod
Fuckin’ Sherrod
Fuckin’ Sherrod

Donald’s the king of shit an Orange Prolapse liar
Donald’s the king of shit an Orange Prolapse liar
Donald’s the king of shit an Orange Prolapse liar
Donald’s the king of shit an Orange Prolapse liar
Donald’s the king of shit an Orange Prolapse liar
Donald’s the king of shit an Orange Prolapse liar

 

Tornado
Garbage

C'mon Shirl
C'mon Shirl
C'mon Shirl
C'mon Shirl
C'mon Shirl
C'mon Shirl
C'mon Shirl
C'mon Shirl
C'mon

C'mon Shirl
C'mon Shirl
C'mon

C'mon Shirl
C'mon Shirl

She's got a thing that really gets me on fire
She's got a thing that really gets me on fire
She's got a thing that really gets me on fire
She's got a thing that really gets me on fire

C'mon Shirl
C'mon Shirl
C'mon Shirl
C'mon

C'mon Shirl
C'mon Shirl
C'mon Shirl

She's got a thing that really gets me on fire
She's got a thing that really gets me on fire
She's got a thing that really gets me on fire
She's got a thing that really gets me on fire
She's got a thing that really gets me on fire
She's got a thing that really gets me on fire

Not exactly sure why this song even exists.

Ah, the purity of filler.

From 1996 to 2022, Garbage has played the Burgh a grand total of 3 times.  Never seen 'em.

The Big Lie 100: (#1405)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)

#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

#2254.  Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

#2255.  Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)

#2256.  Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)

#2257.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2258.  Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)

#2259.  Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)

#2260.  Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)

#2261.  It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)

#2262.  Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)

#2263.  Good!  (Would? --- Alice In Chains)

#2264.  The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2265.  Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)

#2266.  Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)

#2267.  Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)

#2268.  If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)

#2269.  Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)

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