#2239. Strong

Last week, the Orange Prolapse endorsed incumbent Congressman Dale Strong (R-AL).

Congressman Dale Strong is a terrific Representative of Alabama’s 5th Congressional District!

Dale was with us from the beginning, and in Congress, he is working hard to Grow our Economy, Fight Inflation, Stop Illegal Immigration, Support our Brave Law Enforcement, Defend the Second Amendment, and Champion Conservative Values.

Dale Strong is a Warrior for our America First agenda, and he has my Complete and Total Endorsement!

In this particular photo, Trump's spray tanned, frenzied rosacea seem a bit less overwhelming.  Photoshop!

Such courage... endorsing a Republican in the reddest part of rural Alabama.  

This dog-awful parody is dedicated to Dale.  Here's a couple of lackluster StrongDumps for your shine box.

Trump'n'Dale (mark :40) have a similar physique.  Kinda makes you wonder if Dale's dick also resembles a tiny, mushroom.  #AskStormy

 

 

 

Strong
sonofsaf

On some Lake Tahoe hotel bedding
Trump left a stain of Orange Prolapse meat
And now we must endure
Forty-five and another defeat

Trump’s big fat mouth is always hungry
Donald’s so dense and a retard
A red McDonald’s drive thru endeavor
Puts it on a credit card

Strong
That Alabama cunt is wrong
Fuckin’ loser wants to fight
‘Cause The Donald isn’t white
Strong

The Oath Keepers masturbated
Jared Kushner is a Jew
Then Mar-a-Lago it was raided
Ivanka Trump is one too

A coup d’etat crime is deliberate
Insurrection there’s no doubt
All of the outrage Donald fakes
Voter suppression there’s no doubt

Strong
That Alabama cunt is wrong
Fuckin’ loser wants to fight
‘Cause The Donald isn’t white
Strong

Strong
Stormy Daniels wore a thong
It’s why Trump wasn’t true
Lust’s a sin that’s overdue
Strong
Strong.

 

Wrong
Waylon Jennings

It was a picture perfect wedding
We had the whole world at our feet
Everyone thought we were
Heading down a lovers easy street

We'd have a house out in the country
A picket fence, the whole nine yards
They said our love would last forever
It was written in the stars

Wrong
I should have known it all along
When the future looks too bright
Can't be anything but right
Wrong

I was all but devastated
When she told me we were through
In a while the heartache faded
And I found somebody new

I swore that this time would be different
I had it all figured out
I wouldn't make the same mistakes
I knew what love was all about

Wrong
I should have known it all along
When the future looks too bright
Can't be anything but right
Wrong

Wrong
Everything was going strong
The sky was always blue
Thought my dreams had all come true
Wrong
Wrong.

 

From 1977 to 1997, Waylon Jennings played the Burgh a grand total of 5 times.  Never saw him.

He passed away in 2002 at the age of 64.

The Big Lie 100: (#1378)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

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