I wrote extensively about the Orange Prolapse's culinary habits in Chapter 2 of "Ketosis Psychosis."
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Big Mac Meat
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That Forty-five’s an Orange Prolapse fart. Hell, hell, hell, Trump’s going to hell.
Trump Vodka sucks I want Cutty Sark. Hell, hell, hell, Trump’s going to hell
Maybe Oath Keepers will fight, play their part in a coup take sides
Steak is well done and comes with fries. Steak is well done and comes with fries
Steak is well done and comes with fries. Steak is well done and comes with fries
Steak is well done and comes with fries. Steak is well done and comes with fries
Coup for you and some big lies.
Donald Trump and his Big Mac meat. Forty-five’s a fuckin’ clown
Mar-a-Lago clown’s a fat retard. Asshole is a syndrome down.
Ivanka Kushner is a Jew
Hell, hell, hell, Trump’s going to hell
Daughter-wife is a fuckin’ Jew. Hell, hell, hell, Trump’s going to hell
Jared the Jew there’s no doubt his foreskin n’at he had to part
Maybe The Donald’s Orange Prolapse. Maybe The Donald’s a fat ass.
Maybe The Donald’s Orange Prolapse. Maybe The Donald’s a fat ass.
Maybe The Donald’s Orange Prolapse. Maybe The Donald’s a fat ass.
With a Big Mac a la carte
Donald Trump and his Big Mac meat. Forty-five’s a fuckin’ clown
Mar-a-Lago clown’s a fat retard. Asshole is a syndrome down.
Twenty twenty four is in play. Hell, hell, hell, Trump’s going to hell
You gotta wonder if Donald’s gay. Hell, hell, hell, Trump’s going to hell
Now we all must Be Best ‘cause Trumpers are not well-endowed.
Mar-a-Lago clown’s a fat retard.
Mar-a-Lago clown’s a fat retard.
Mar-a-Lago clown’s a fat retard.
Mar-a-Lago clown’s a fat retard.
Mar-a-Lago clown’s a fat retard.
Mar-a-Lago clown’s a fat retard.
And all of the boys are very proud
Donald Trump and his Big Mac meat. Forty-five’s a fuckin’ clown
Mar-a-Lago clown’s a fat retard. Asshole is a syndrome down.
Shakedown Street
Grateful Dead
You tell me this town ain't got no heart. Well, well, well, you can never tell
The sunny side of the street is dark. Well, well, well, you can never tell
Maybe that's 'cause it's midnight, in the dark of the moon besides
Maybe the dark is from your eyes. Maybe the dark is from your eyes
Maybe the dark is from your eyes. Maybe the dark is from your eyes
Maybe the dark is from your eyes. Maybe the dark is from your eyes
You know you got such dark eyes!
Nothin' shakin' on Shakedown Street. Used to be the heart of town
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart. You just gotta poke around
You think you've seen this town clear through
Well, well, well, you can never tell
Nothin' here that could int'rest you. Well, well, well, you can never tell
It's not because you missed out on the thing that we had to start
Maybe you had too much too fast. Maybe you had too much too fast
Maybe you had too much too fast. Maybe you had too much too fast
Maybe you had too much too fast. Maybe you had too much too fast
Or just over played your part
Nothin' shakin' on Shakedown Street. Used to be the heart of town
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart. You just gotta poke around
Since I'm passing your way today. Well, well, well, you can never tell
I just stopped in 'cause I want to say. Well, well, well, you can never tell
I recall your darkness when it crackled like a thundercloud
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart
When I can hear it beat out loud!
Nothin' shakin' on Shakedown Street. Used to be the heart of town
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart. You just gotta poke around
If you really wanna feel the energy, check out this rudimentary bootleg video at the 8:30 mark. Bob Weir's howling on Bucket > straight into Shakedown. It's my all-time favorite GD moment from 45 shows / 30+ years ago. Some things you just never forget.
My second parody of Shakedown Street. Five years ago, I penned the much heralded classic "Toilet Seat."
From 1969 to 1995, the Grateful Dead played the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL *
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
The Big Lie 100: (#1416)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#2233. Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)
#2234. 5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)
#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)
#2236. Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)
#2237. Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)
#2238. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#2239. Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)
#2240. DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)
#2241. Swift (Rift --- Phish)
#2242. Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)
#2243. Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)
#2244. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)
#2245. Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)
#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)
#2247. Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2248. Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#2249. Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)
#2250. Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)
#2251. Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)
#2252. The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)
#2253. Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)
#2254. Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#2255. Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)
#2256. Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)
#2257. Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)
#2258. Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)
#2259. Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)
#2260. Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)
#2261. It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)
#2262. Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)
#2263. Good! (Would? --- Alice In Chains)
#2264. The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#2265. Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)
#2266. Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)
#2267. Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)
#2268. If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)
#2269. Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)
#2270. Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)
#2271. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)
#2272. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)
#2273. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)
#2274. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)
#2275. Kushner's Wife Is A Fucking Jew (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)
#2276. Colorado (Desperado --- The Eagles)
#2277. Detroit Pistons (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2278. Isn't Very White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)
#2279. Rudolph, the Yinzer Steeler (Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
#2280. Big Mac Meat (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)
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