#2245. Hostetter

Yesterday, things didn't go too well for Alan Hostetter.

The former California sheriff was sentenced to 11 years.  His commitment to the Orange Prolapse was so unwavering that he opted to drive to Washington, D.C. instead of flying.  

You see... this way he could load up his car with weaponry.  Hostetter brought tactical gear such as helmets, knives, stun batons, pepper spray, etc.  And oh yeah, he also had a hatchet in his backpack.  Why the hatchet?

Well, he was gonna bring a tomahawk.  But erred on the side of caution.  Thought it might be considered excessive.

I believe his measured actions warrant a Trump Dump.

Ahead of last night's Travis Scott concert at PPG Paints.

A superior perspective.

 

 

Hostetter
sonofsaf

Hostetter, in hell you’ll burn
Doin’ some prison time
Hostetter, your lesson learned
‘Causin’ an insurrection crime

It’s Donald you see who’s the enemy
And the tits of Stormy D.
No prosecutor immunity
And some tiny mushroom McMeat

You tried to stop the stealing
But it was all for naught
Votes are not for stealing
Orange Prolapse is the king who ain’t red hot

Hostetter, in hell you’ll burn
For launching an attack
Jared Kushner is a jizz gobbler
Stormy Daniels and her rack

Redemption!

You tried to stop the stealing
But it was all for naught
Votes they ain’t for stealing
Orange Prolapse is the king who ain’t red hot

Hostetter, in hell you’ll burn
Doin’ some prison time
Hostetter, your lesson learned
‘Causin’ an insurrection crime
‘Causin’ an insurrection crime
Because of the insurrection crime

 

Shoplifter
Green Day

Shoplifter, you'll never learn
When you commit the crime
Shoplifter, you're getting burned
And now you got to do the time

It's a 1, 2, 3 on the felony
Well, not everything is free
Now that you serve the community
It's the life of a petty thief

It's not considered stealing
Unless you're getting caught
But you'll be caught stealing
Trying to take something you haven't got

Shoplifter, you'll never learn
What lies behind your back
Not a burglar or a bank robber
Just some kleptomaniac

Attention!

It's not considered stealing
Unless you're getting caught
But you've been caught stealing
Trying to take something you haven't got

Shoplifter, you'll never learn
When you commit the crime
Shoplifter, you're getting burned
And now you got to do the time
And now you got to do the time
And now you got to do some time

 

From 1993 to the present, Green Day has played the Burgh 11 times.  They return to PNC Park along with Smashing Pumpkins and Rancid on September 1, 2024.

Never seen Green Day.  However, when I write one of their parodies, I usually post the obligatory video of facebook friend and hometown heroine Megan Pineapple.

Even though she thinks my dominipede concerns are amusing.

The Big Lie 100: (#1382)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

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