#2227. Perry

If you're looking for the "big lie poster child" here in Pennsylvania, your search has cum to fruition.

Scott Perry (R-PA) is a member of the House... who loves freedom... and probably loves cock as well.  He served as the Orange Prolapse's "2020 point man" here in the commonwealth.  His objective: disqualify the state of Pennsylvania's representation.  Not to mention AZ, GA, WI, and MI. 

As a super-voter who works the polls, I believe his actions and behavior qualify as treason.  Should he be executed?  Probably not.  But all 126 Republicans who petitioned the U.S. Supreme Court to overturn the 2020 presidential election... should resign.  Or at a bare minimum, at least admit they participated in wide-scale election fraud and apologize.  And then be required to wear ankle bracelets for maybe a year of home confinement.  Considering the overwhelming number of Republicans in play, incarceration is admittedly not a realistic option. 

Instead the GOP successfully grappled with token faggot George Santos.  Corruption problem solved.

 

 

Perry
sonofsaf

You are such a cunt Scott Perry
And Ivanka is a Jew
Like a bankrupt JC Penney’s
Kiss the Orange Prolapse and chew

Big Macs are meatless, a filet-o-fish for a clown
Trump beholden, Trump emboldened
Oh the many cocks he blowed, Trump’s little tiny mushroom bone
Forty-five’s Proud Boys gonna fight they’re in the zone

Stormy Lake Tahoe romancing
Shit’s his style Donald’s a queer
A meltdown of democracy
Goin’ blow to blow I fear

Trump beholden, Trump emboldened
Oh the many cocks he blowed
Trump’s little tiny mushroom bone
Forty-five’s Proud Boys gonna fight

The Orange Prolapse ain’t white
Cum Scott Perry he’ll suck it whenever
But Melania ain’t his fuckin’ wife
LGBT shame Q is a clown

You are such a cunt Scott Perry
And Ivanka is a Jew
Like a bankrupt JC Penney’s
Kiss the Orange Prolapse and chew

Big Macs are meatless
A filet-o-fish for a clown
Trump beholden, Trump emboldened
The many cocks he blowed
Trump’s little tiny mushroom bone
Forty-five’s Proud Boys gonna fight they’re in the zone

Cherry
U.F.O.

Gotta give you love, oh, Cherry
Dance for me there's only you
Play the barrooms just for pennies
Wish I wasn't just passing through

Tell me your secrets, tell me no one way lyin' now
We are golden, we are golden
And I'm out here on the road, I feel just like a rolling stone
Into the highways of your night I roll alone

On the tabletops she's dancing
Sit and smile into your beer
Turn around oh Cherry for me
Let me know you know I'm here

We are golden, we are golden
And I'm out here on the road
I feel just like a rolling stone
Into the highways of the night

Making it feel all right
Come on Cherry let's make it together
Out of the neon and into my life
We can't play this game forever now

Gotta give my love, oh, Cherry
Dance for me there's only you
Play the barrooms just for pennies
Wish I wasn't just passing through

Tell me your secrets
Tell me no one way lyin' now
We are golden, we are golden
I'm out here on the road
I feel just like a rolling stone
Into the highways of the night I roll alone

From 1975 to 2011, U.F.O. has played the Burgh a grand total of 12 times.  Never seen 'em.

Mark Madden would be disappointed by my failure to support rock and/or roll. 

The Big Lie 100: (#1366)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

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