#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown

Last night, the Orange Prolapse headlined the New York Young Republicans 111th Gala.  Trump posted a 5 1/2 hour video of the rousing event on his Truth Social account.

You can watch the entire thing or simply allow me to summarize.

I'd recommend the latter option.

 

Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown
sonofsaf

Donald Trump is an orange clown
An orange clown, an orange clown
Donald Trump is an orange clown
Big fat baby
McDonald’s a lard retard
Lard retard, lard retard
McDonald’s a lard retard
Big fat baby
Lard retard is a snowflake
A snowflake, a snowflake
Lard retard is a snowflake
Big fat baby
McDonald’s has pink slime filler
Pink slime filler, pink slime filler
McDonald’s has pink slime filler
Big fat baby
Stormy Daniels’ tits are hot
Tits are hot, tits are hot
Stormy Daniels’ tits are hot
Big fat baby
Donald Trump is an orange clown
An orange clown, an orange clown
Donald Trump is an orange clown
Big fat baby
Donald Trump is an orange clown
An orange clown, an orange clown
Donald Trump is an orange clown
Big fat baby

London Bridge Is Falling Down
Cocomelon

London Bridge is falling down
Falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down
My fair lady
Build it up with iron bars
Iron bars, iron bars
Build it up with iron bars
My fair lady
Iron bars will bend and break
Bend and break, bend and break
Iron bars will bend and break
My fair lady
Build it up with gold and silver
Gold and silver, gold and silver
Build it up with gold and silver
My fair lady
Gold and silver we've not got
We've not got, we've not got
Gold and silver we've not got
My fair lady
London Bridge is falling down
Falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down
My fair lady
London Bridge is falling down
Falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down
My fair lady

I might shift into nursery rhyme mode for a couple of songs. 

And help educate toddlers as to the existential threat posed by Agent Orange.

The Big Lie 100: (#1383)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

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