The Detroit Pistons are just one loss away from tying the 2 worst losing streaks in NBA history ( 2010-11 Cleveland Cavaliers and the 2013-14 Philadelphia 76ers).
YES WAY!
Pistons play the Nets on the road tomorrow night! Do I give a shit? Uh, no. Butt do I give a dump? Now that's a different story.
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| Kinda resembles a corpulent anteater. |
In the wake of the newly surfaced Wayne County, Michigan audio tapes concerning Trump's interference in the 2020 election, I decided to include this parody in the Big Lie 100.
Detroit Pistons
sonofsaf
Detroit Pistons
Michigan you suck
Doncha know a hoop is not a cunt
Yes way, no way
Who you blowing
Adam Silver whore
His dildo toys
Are very gay you know it’s true
Damn true*
Basket ballin’
Mostly black not white
Salaries outta site
NBA stars will fight
Donald’s glow
Trump is the Orange Prolapse
The fire furying
Of anal gas
No way, yes way
Detroit Pistons
All under the knife
Off season’s fucked up
The surgery for you
It's true
Damn true, yeah
More ballin’
Mostly black not white
The Orange Prolapse ain’t white
And please don’t drink Bud Light
More ballin’
Mostly black not white
Salaries outta site
NBA stars will fight
[Instrumental interlude]
More ballin’
Mostly black not white
Salaries outta site
NBA stars will fight
More ballin’
Mostly black not white
Salaries outta site
NBA stars will fight
Detroit Pistons
Michigan you suck
Doncha know a hoop is not a cunt
Yes way, no way
The basket ballin’
Yeah, more ballin’
Sister Christian
Night Ranger
Sister Christian
Oh, the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say, okay
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Don't want to play no more with you
It's true
You're motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight
Babe, you know
You're growing up so fast
And mama's worrying
That you won't last
To say, let's play
Sister Christian
There's so much in life
Don't you give it up
Before your time is due
It's true
It's true, yeah
Motoring
What's your price for flight
You've got him in your sight
And driving through the night
Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight
[Instrumental interlude]
Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight
Motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right
You'll be alright tonight
Sister Christian
Oh, the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say, okay
But you're motoring
Yeah, motoring
* - West Virginia Australian Appalachian a/k/a the Tasmanian Devil sat next to Kurt Angle in a biology class at Clarion University (circa late 80's/early 90's).
My 4th parody of the Night Ranger classic.
#39. Mister Sister (regarding Twisted Sister lead singer Dee Snider)
#708. Orange Prolapsin' (regarding former President Donald J. Trump)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (regarding embattled Florida GOP Chairman)
#2277. Detroit Pistons
Since 1983, Night Ranger has played the Burgh a surprising 15 times.
Night Ranger:
2-16-86, Wheeling Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
8-27-11, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Foreigner & Journey)
The Big Lie 100: (#1413)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#2233. Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)
#2234. 5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)
#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)
#2236. Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)
#2237. Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)
#2238. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#2239. Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)
#2240. DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)
#2241. Swift (Rift --- Phish)
#2242. Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)
#2243. Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)
#2244. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)
#2245. Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)
#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)
#2247. Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2248. Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#2249. Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)
#2250. Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)
#2251. Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)
#2252. The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)
#2253. Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)
#2254. Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#2255. Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)
#2256. Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)
#2257. Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)
#2258. Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)
#2259. Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)
#2260. Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)
#2261. It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)
#2262. Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)
#2263. Good! (Would? --- Alice In Chains)
#2264. The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#2265. Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)
#2266. Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)
#2267. Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)
#2268. If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)
#2269. Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)
#2270. Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)
#2271. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)
#2272. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)
#2273. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)
#2274. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)
#2275. Kushner's Wife Is A Fucking Jew (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)
#2276. Colorado (Desperado --- The Eagles)
#2277. Detroit Pistons (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
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