#2238. Kennedy

Meet the whitest Republican Senator and the tangelo-hued former presidential imbecile.

Also known as the Senatorial Southern turd John Kennedy (R-LA) and the Orange Prolapse. 

Kennedy's not as bad as Tommy Tuberville (R-AL).  But yinz git the gist.

 

 

Kennedy
sonofsaf

Senate cunt
Louisiana scum
Orange Prolapse the clown
Asshole’s unkind

Prolapse farts
Agent orange ain’t white
Fuckin’ Donald Trump
A big fat liar

Trump’s gay and his critical race is a calamity
A clown piece of shit and enemy
And fuckin’ Ivanka’s cunt’s a form of daughter-wife mastery
The, world’s, Trump’s enemy
With his herpes sores
Kennedy

Causing strife
All the Trump flags unfurled
Syndrome of the downs
That’s Donald’s style

Coup d’état crime
Another job to blow
A Trump Dump ain’t no scam
Ivanka’s a Jew

Biden’s bleeding heart is cheesy Obama’s despair
The danger burns hot butthole ain’t pretend
Dildo’s a toy that’s anally’n rectal true
The, world’s, Trump’s enemy
With his herpes sores
Kennedy

Kennedy
Herpes sores

With his herpes sore
Herpes sores
Kennedy

 

Faithfully
Journey

Highway run
Into the midnight sun
Wheels go round and round
You're on my mind

Restless hearts
Sleep alone tonight
Sending all my love
Along the wire

They say that the road ain't no place to start a family
Right down the line it's been you and me
And lovin' a music man ain't always what it's supposed to be
Oh, girl, you stand by me
I'm forever yours
Faithfully

Circus life
Under the big top world
We all need the clowns
To make us smile

Through space and time
Always another show
Wondering where I am
I'm lost without you

And being apart ain't easy on this love affair
Two strangers learn to fall in love again
I get the joy of rediscovering you
Oh, girl, you stand by me
I'm forever yours
Faithfully

Faithfully
I'm still yours

I'm forever yours
Ever yours
Faithfully

Great tune.  My second parody of Faithfully.  #1337.  Huckabee

From 1976 to the present, Journey has journeyed to the Burgh a grand total of 21 times.

Journey:

 

8-27-11, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-16-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1377)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

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