#2260. Reschenthaler

Even after the January 6 insurrection, Guy Reschenthaler (R-PA) along with 138 members of the Republican House still voted to throw out the Pennsylvania vote.  Oh yeah, 8 Senate Republicans as well.  

It points out a serious flaw in the U.S. Constitution.  Apparently, you can engage in mass election fraud... just as long as you get enough members of Congress on board.  Allow me to repeat.  There are ZERO consequences as long as you exhibit strength in numbers.  It would obviously be impossible to hold that many political representatives accountable.  That... is a definitive flaw.  The Founding Fathers anticipated all kinds of ways to game and cheat the system.  But they never conceived of the Orange Prolapse.

Seriously, how could any rational human being even fathom the mere existence of Donald Trump?

So what can your average voter do about it?  Well, I have two suggestions.  Songs and dumps.  More specifically, parody songs and Trump Dumps about your least favorite members of the House and Senate. 

Today we celebrate MAGA sycophant Guy Reschenthaler of the 14th District.

In other news, the Steelers got trounced by the Colts yesterday (30-13).  That definitely puts us "on the outside looking in."  With a home game against Cincy and 2 road games against Seattle & Baltimore, I'm guessing our chance to snag a wildcard is now probably less than 5%.  Though we still do hold the tiebreaker against the Bills and Broncos.

So what can your average fan do about it?  Well, I have a suggestion.  Send a message to management and ownership.  That herewith, our beloved taxpayer funded, North Shore facility shalt forever be known as Acrid Turd Stadium. 

From the River to the Sea!  From the confluence to the concourse!  Now and forever!

 

 

Reschenthaler
sonofsaf

Congressman Guy Reschenthaler
The Orange Prolapse left a stain
Daughter-wife’s, that cunt Ivanka
And her twat we will defend

Coup d’etat’s an insurrection
But he fucked her that Stormy D.
‘Cause forty-five he’d discover
Tits displayed for all to see

Congressman Guy Reschenthaler
The Orange Prolapse left a stain
Stormy D. was so much fuckin’ hotter
And her tits we will defend

 

Greenback Dollar
Woody Guthrie

I don't want your greenback dollar
I don't want your silver change
All I want is your love, darling
Won't you take me back again

Once you was my fond affection
And you thought this world of me
Then you left me for another
In my grave I'd rather be

I don't want no greenback dollar
I don't want your silver change
All I wants your pretty little daughter
Won't you take me back again

Great song.  Guthrie passed away in 1967 from Woody Guthrie disease.  

Don't you ever find it a coincidence that Woody Guthrie died from Woody Guthrie disease.

The Big Lie 100: (#1396)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)

#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

#2254.  Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

#2255.  Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)

#2256.  Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)

#2257.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2258.  Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)

#2259.  Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)

#2260.  Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)

Please do not share this material with Guy Reschenthaler (R-PA) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.