#2263. The Tower Of Trump

Here's a festive holiday proposition for anyone living in the 5 boroughs of New York City.  

 

Or as we yinzers call 'em... burrahs.  Seize control of your shit!  ASAP!  

Whether it's cat shit, dog shit, exotic animal shit, or even yinz shit.  Just as long as it's shit.

 If it is indeed a "live" excrement situation... skip directly to Step #2.

Step 1. Immediately safeguard the excrement in a Tupperware container.  Make sure to seal it tightly with the patented burp.

2.  Utilize a label maker to spit out the words... 

TRUMP 

DUMP

3.  Attach the label to a miniature toothpick flag

4.  Plant accordingly in said pile of shit.  Preferably in close proximity to Trump Tower.  Just think of it as if you're putting up Christmas lights and/or miscellaneous gaudy ornamental decor.

Rest assured, I'm fully aware of the sensitive nature of this blog entry.  Therefore I will not post a blatantly offensive example.  I can't even fathom such a hideous president.

Also, to promote something of this nature would surely violate Google's social community standards.

 

The Tower Of Trump
sonofsaf

The Tower of Trump is some rebranded shit
Where the anal’s deep, with a dildo and spit
Daughter-wife Jared Kushner’s in love
Let’s stop the stealing and the Tower of Trump

A broken hymen, bad wet dream
Viagra’s harder than a pie of cream
Fakin’ mornin’ wood fake news drinkin’ Bud Light
Tower of Trump’s what makes the Proud Boys fight

[Chorus 1:]
Kushner ain’t funny, cash to blame
Jared’s a retard and Orange Prolapse stain
Donald is the glutton of coup d’etat crimes
And his daughter is his wife
In the Tower of Trump
In the Tower of Trump

Donald Trump’s bullshit, it smells really bad
Forty-five’s bullshit what a shitty dad
Trump’s a big fat baby by the pound
But his Tower tastes of a lost and found

[Chorus 2:]
Kushner ain’t funny, cash to blame
Jared’s a retard and Orange Prolapse stain
Donald is the glutton of coup d’etat crimes
And his daughter is his wife

Some say Trump has orange pubic hair
Yeah, Stormy’s despair
Trump’s son-in-law’s a Jew
Because Ivanka’s too
And the laptop from hell and thereof
Ain’t real the Tower of Trump
Ain’t real the Tower of Trump
Just more bullshit
Hmmm

[Chorus 3:]
Donald ain’t funny and it’s such a shame
Jared’s a retard and Orange Prolapse stain
A broken hymen and McValue meal
Stop the steal of a Big Mac meal
You’ll fuck the tower, fuck the Tower of Trump
Ain’t real the Tower of Trump
Ain’t real the Tower of Trump
Steal the Tower of Trump

 

The Power Of Love
Huey Lewis & the News

The power of love is a curious thing
Make a one man weep, make another man sing
Change a hawk to a little white dove
More than a feeling that's the power of love

Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream
Stronger and harder than a bad girl's dream
Make a bad one good make a wrong one right
Power of love that keeps you home at night

[Chorus 1:]
You don't need money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes
But it might just save your life
That's the power of love
That's the power of love

First time you feel it, it might make you sad
Next time you feel it it might make you mad
But you'll be glad baby when you've found
That's the power makes the world go'round

[Chorus 2:]
And it don't take money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
It's strong and it's sudden it can be cruel sometimes
But it might just save your life

They say that all in love is fair
Yeah, but you don't care
But you'll know what to do
When it gets hold of you
And with a little help from above
You feel the power of love
You feel the power of love
Can you feel it?
Hmmm

[Chorus 3:]
It don't take money and it don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
Tougher than diamonds and stronger than steel
You won't feel nothin' till you feel
You feel the power, just feel the power of love
That's the power, that's the power of love
You feel the power of love
You feel the power of love
Feel the power of love

Favorite Huey Lewis song?  Gotta go with Heart & Soul.  #1315 (Thomas Cole),  #2058. (David Cole)

Honorable mention: Jacob's Ladder.

From 1984 to 2017, Huey Lewis & The News have played the Burgh an impressive 16 times.

Huey Lewis & The Fake News:

1988, Wheeling Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

The Big Lie 100: (#1399)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)

#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

#2254.  Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

#2255.  Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)

#2256.  Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)

#2257.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2258.  Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)

#2259.  Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)

#2260.  Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)

#2261.  It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)

#2262.  Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)

#2263.  The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)

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