#2286. Hunter's Laptop

For the love of Dog, those digested kernels of corn are fully visible.  

Rachel Carson Bridge.  Uncalled for.

That shit didn't come for no ordinary Dog.  Perhaps a disgruntled Proud Boy mutt. 

 

Hunter’s Laptop
sonofsaf

Bozo
Bozo
Bozo
Bozo
Bozo
Bozo
Bozo
Bozo

Ho ho ho

Trump’s name-calling (Trump’s name-calling)
Trump’s name-calling (Trump’s name-calling, calling)
Trump’s name-calling (Trump’s name-calling)
Trump’s name-calling (Trump’s name-calling)

Hunter, is Trump a cunt?
A Stormy tank top’s, motor boating fun
Jared’s Jewish the in-law son
Hunter, is Trump a cunt?

Blaming Hunter
Is Trump a cunt, so pitiful
Blaming Hunter
His behavior’s criminal
Blaming Hunter
Is Trump a cunt, so pitiful
Blaming Hunter
His behavior’s criminal

Laptop from hell is bullshit
Laptop, and more of the bullshit
Hands small, Orange Prolapse clown
Don’t fret, Lake Tahoe bound
Laptop from hell is bullshit
Laptop, and more of the bullshit
Sacred and the propane*
And an Orange Prolapse stain

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas Hunter

Trump’s name-calling (Trump’s name-calling)
Trump’s name-calling (Trump’s name-calling, calling)
Trump’s name-calling (Trump’s name-calling)
Trump’s name-calling (Trump’s name-calling)

Laptop from hell is bullshit
Laptop, and more of the bullshit
Hands small, Orange Prolapse clown
Don’t fret, Lake Tahoe bound
Laptop from hell is bullshit
Laptop, and more of the bullshit
Sacred and the propane
And an Orange Prolapse stain

Trump’s gay and ready to blow
Busy stopping the steal in Lake Tahoe (ho ho ho)
Spreading the big lie because doncha know
The Proud Boys are gonna overthrow

Blaming Hunter
Is Trump a cunt, so pitiful
Blaming Hunter
Trump Vodka is undrinkable
Blaming us, The Donald’s a cunt
Toilet stall
Blaming Hunter
Asked and answered

Donald J. Trump ain’t a Christian
Donald J. Trump ain’t a Christian
The fire and fury
When Donald’s on the potty
Forty-five we must defend
Donald J. Trump ain’t a Christian
Donald J. Trump ain’t a Christian
The fire and fury
When Donald’s on the potty
Forty-five we must defend
Forty-five we must defend

 

Rudolph's Laptop
Ariel Pink (feat. Winston Marshall, Alex Trimble)

Yeah oh
Yeah oh
Yeah oh
Yeah oh
Yeah oh
Yeah oh
Yeah oh
Yeah oh

Ho ho ho

Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling, falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)

Rudolph, what have you done?
They've found your laptop, it's a smoking gun
You've ruined Christmas for everyone
Rudolph, what have you done?

Shame on Rudolph
What you have done, you imbecile
Shame on Rudolph
My only son ruined it all
Shame on Rudolph
What you have done, you imbecile
Shame on Rudolph
My only son ruined it all

Laptop from hell they call it
Laptop, they memory-holed it
Close call, they took it down
No sweat, we're safe and sound
Laptop from hell they called it
Laptop they memory-holed it
Dick pics and crack-cocaine
And China and Ukraine

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas Rudolph

Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling, falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)

Laptop from hell they call it
Laptop, they memory-holed it
Close call, they took it down
No sweat, we're safe and sound
Laptop from hell they called it
Laptop, they memory-holed it
Dick pics and crack-cocaine
And China and Ukraine

My sleigh was ready to go
But you've been doing deals and smoking blow (ho ho ho)
Ten for the big guy is a lot of dough
You said nobody would ever know

Shame on Rudolph
What you have done, you imbecile
Shame on Rudolph
You thought you were invincible
Shame on us, like father like son
Ruined it all
Shame on Rudolph
Cancelled, postponed

Only Big Tech can save Christmas
Only Big Tech can save Christmas
They censored the story
Of Rudolph being naughty
Santa will be free again
Only Big Tech can save Christmas
Only Big Tech can save Christmas
They censored the story
Of Rudolph being naughty
Santa will be free again
Santa will be free again

The notion that somebody would actually produce this seizure-animated video is very disturbing indeed.  But the notion that some yinzer would parody it... is abnormally peculiar. 

Ariel Pink?  Winston Marshall?  Alex Trimble?

I have absolutely no idea who these people are.  Nor do I give a dump.

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#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)

#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

#2254.  Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

#2255.  Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)

#2256.  Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)

#2257.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2258.  Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)

#2259.  Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)

#2260.  Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)

#2261.  It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)

#2262.  Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)

#2263.  Good!  (Would? --- Alice In Chains)

#2264.  The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2265.  Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)

#2266.  Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)

#2267.  Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)

#2268.  If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)

#2269.  Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)

#2270.  Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)

#2271.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)

#2272.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)

#2273.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)

#2274.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)

#2275.  Kushner's Wife Is A Fucking Jew (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)

#2276.  Colorado (Desperado --- The Eagles)

#2277.  Detroit Pistons (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2278.  Isn't Very White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)

#2279.  Rudolph, the Yinzer Steeler (Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer)

#2280.  Big Mac Meat (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)

#2281.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Sublime)

#2282.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Nathaniel Bassey)

#2283.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Jesus Culture)

#2284.  Robert M. Schneider (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)

#2285.  Rob Schneider (Low Rider --- War)

#2286.  Hunter's Laptop (Hunter's Laptop --- Ariel Pink, Winston Marshall, Alex Trimble)

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