Believe it or not, in his book "Breaking History: A White House Memoir," Jared Kushner admits that he once broke up with Ivanka because she wasn't a Jew. Months later they reunited aboard a yacht and the rest is kosher history.
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| Sensing the importance of greed, Ivanka converted. |
Speaking of greed, and the NFL, the Steelers host the Bengals (-3) this afternoon at Acrid Turd Stadium.
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| Dahntahn, n'at! |
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| A Festivus for the rest of us. Or in this case, a Shitsburgh for all of Pixburgh. |
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| Not exactly sure what this is. Maybe some kind of fluorescent tapioca pudding? Regardless, it seemed deserving of a yuletide Christmas dump. |
Mason Rudolph will be the starting QB. As the Stillers have been falling out of the wildcard hunt, I've spotted a considerable uptick in Acrid Turd Stadium propaganda.
Kushner’s Wife is a Fucking Jew
sonofsaf
Donald J. Trump is a Christian
Seventh deadly sin of greed
He will share but always resents
His small hands and tiny feet
Why does that Jew bitch and moan
‘Cause that Jew will always blow
Piece of shit pee-you!
Kushner’s wife is a fuck-ing Jew, yeah
Donald J. Trump is a Christian
Seventh deadly sin of greed
And he will share but always resents
His small hands and tiny feet
Stormy Daniels had his cock in
The orange pubes were in her face
Forty-five was really crappy
Dildo joy he’s fuckin’ gay
Why does that Jew bitch and moan
‘Cause that Jew will always blow
Piece of shit pee-you!
Kushner’s wife is a fucking Jew
Jew, baby
Oh, Fox News assholes keep on shittin’
I don’t like their MAGA show
And haters gonna keep on hating
Ivanka her camel toe
Such a piece of shit defend it
Tiny soul and mushroom dick
Stormy has two fake tits for you
All that plastic makes me sick
‘Cause Oath Keepers are gonna fight
Big Macs The Donald will bite
Jared’s wants one too
Baby, Kushner’s wife is a fucking Jew
Jew, baby
Oh, all the Proud Boys fighting ‘cause they hate Obamacare
Donald and his billions Stormy D. affair
And forty-five is sinning
I fear he’ll keep on winning
Stormy’s, giant titties he’ll motorboat indeed
Wears a g-string for her porn pussy
Oh, Donald J. Trump is a Christian
Ivanka’s a fucking whore
Donald fucked the tits of Stormy
Lake Tahoe and so much more
Oh, why does that Jew bitch and moan
‘Cause that Jew will always blow
Piece of shit pee-you!
Baby, Kushner’s wife is a fucking Jew
Jew, baby
Kushner’s wife is a fucking Jew, baby [repeat with ad-libs until fade]
All I Want For Christmas Is You
Mariah Carey
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you, yeah
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas Day
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
And I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do?
Baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
Oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere
And the sound of children's laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need?
Won't you please bring my baby to me?
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my baby
Standing right outside my door
Oh, I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby [repeat with ad-libs until fade]
Since it's release in 1994, Mariah Carey has the 10th best selling single of all-time. I'll concede... it's a very catchy holiday tune. And every time a mall Santa molests some random young boy, you can bet your bottom dollar that she's cashing in. Ka-ching!
Mariah Carey has christened the Burgh twice. Once in 2019 at The Benedum and earlier this month at PPG Paints Arena. Never seen her. Not really my kinda gig. Although I do like the idea of a Mariah Carey dump.
The Big Lie 100: (#1411)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#2233. Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)
#2234. 5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)
#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)
#2236. Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)
#2237. Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)
#2238. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#2239. Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)
#2240. DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)
#2241. Swift (Rift --- Phish)
#2242. Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)
#2243. Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)
#2244. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)
#2245. Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)
#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)
#2247. Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2248. Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#2249. Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)
#2250. Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)
#2251. Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)
#2252. The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)
#2253. Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)
#2254. Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#2255. Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)
#2256. Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)
#2257. Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)
#2258. Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)
#2259. Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)
#2260. Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)
#2261. It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)
#2262. Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)
#2263. Good! (Would? --- Alice In Chains)
#2264. The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#2265. Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)
#2266. Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)
#2267. Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)
#2268. If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)
#2269. Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)
#2270. Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)
#2271. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)
#2272. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)
#2273. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)
#2274. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)
#2275. Kushner's Wife Is A Fucking Jew (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)
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