Over the weekend, the Orange Prolapse made an appearance at UFC 296 in Las Vegas.
MMA fighter Colby Covington... "I'm his biggest fan, he's my biggest role model."
In preparation for the match, Covington mocked his opponent Leon Edwards for his father being murdered when Leon was 13 years old.
Interesting strategy. Mocking the untimely death of someone's mom or dad. Very Trumpian.
"I'm bringing you to the seventh layer of hell. We'll say 'what's up' to your dad while we're there."
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| Covington's enduring praise results in a disoriented flood of Trump emotion. |
Seventh layer of hell? I wonder if that's a veiled reference to the 7 deadly sins.
After losing the fight, Covington explained his loss.
"The judges never favor me, they hate me because I support Trump, and everybody hates Trump in this building, so it is what it is." Yep, at least he's consistent.
In other news, I think I know why Colby loves Trump.
Probably has an "orange fetish" of sorts.
Colby Covington
sonofsaf
Spreading the big lie, why not always try
Donald’s a retard daughter wife’s a cunt
Forty-five’s a king and libtard enemy
Asshole is fecal, he’s Covington
Colby Covington
(You are a cunt a fucking cunt)
Colby Covington
(And Jesus Christ was a god damn Jew)
Colby Covington
(So Trumpy, so Trumpy Big Macs forever)
Colby Covington
(He’ll eat, and eat another)
All the Trumper flags unfurled
Ground and pound is very gay
(The ground and pound)
Donald is here to stay
Trump flags unfurled and Donald farted
MAGA gets off, from the gas attack
Donald thinks that he’s a king but he’s the enemy
His turds are the fuckin’ attraction, reality
Spreading the big lie, why not always try
Donald’s a retard daughter wife’s a cunt
Forty-five’s a king and libtard enemy
Asshole is fecal, he’s Covington
Colby Covington
(Is going, to hell, hell, hell)
Colby Covington
(The Trumper flags unfurled in MAGA world)
Colby Covington
(Colby Covington, a fucking cunt)
Colby Covington
(Ooh)
Colby Covington
(Crappy, crappy, crappy the First Lady)
Colby Covington
(That Kushner is a Jew, funny, Christ’s the enemy)
(Unfurled)
Colby Covington
(Ivanka is a Jew, Christian maybe, yeah)
Colby Covington
(Big lies, insurrection is a crime, coup d’etats are fuckin’ crazy)
Colby Covington
You Are Number One
The Whispers
Rainbows in the sky, ice tea in July
Watching shooting stars can be so much fun
But they don't mean a thing if you're not with me
You're a miracle, you're number one
You are number one
(You are my one and only one)
You are number one
(There will never be another you)
You are number one
(You and me, you and me belong together)
You are number one
(We'd meet, we'd meet each other)
We are living in a world
Spinnin' 'round from day to day
(Spinning around)
Inside the Milky Way
And if the world catches you off guard
And spins you off, I will bring you back
If I think of all the things that mean so much to me
The words don't mean as much as actions, actually
Rainbows in the sky, ice tea in July
Watching shooting stars can be so much fun
But they don't mean a thing if you're not with me
You're a miracle, you are number one
You are number one
(My baby, well, well, well, well)
You are number one
(I wanna tell the world about my girl)
You are number one
(You're my number one, my only one)
You are number one
(Ooh)
You are number one
(Happy, happy, happy as a baby)
You are number one
(I'm gonna stay with you, honey, till eternity)
(My world)
You are number one
(I'm so glad I found you, be my baby, yeah)
You are number one
(Hey guys, tell the world one more time, how I feel about my lady)
You are number one
The Whispers performed in the Burgh only once. At Schenley Plaza in the summer of 2015. I was unaware of the event. Had I known, it's exceedingly doubtful that I would have attended.
UFC:
UFC, 2-21-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
UFC President & CEO Dana White: If by chance you stumble across this parody, I have an intriguing proposition for you regarding arena safety. An opportunity for you to extend your brand into the realm of artificial intelligence and homeland security. The only dilemma is that it would require tremendous courage. A/K/A guts. This might very well be the black swan event that defines the 2024 presidential election.
You know what they say... timing is everything.
The Big Lie 100: (#1403)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#2233. Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)
#2234. 5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)
#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)
#2236. Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)
#2237. Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)
#2238. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#2239. Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)
#2240. DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)
#2241. Swift (Rift --- Phish)
#2242. Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)
#2243. Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)
#2244. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)
#2245. Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)
#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)
#2247. Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2248. Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#2249. Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)
#2250. Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)
#2251. Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)
#2252. The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)
#2253. Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)
#2254. Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#2255. Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)
#2256. Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)
#2257. Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)
#2258. Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)
#2259. Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)
#2260. Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)
#2261. It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)
#2262. Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)
#2263. Good! (Would? --- Alice In Chains)
#2264. The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#2265. Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)
#2266. Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)
#2267. Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)
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