I have a simple solution for obliterating Trumpism. Just encourage his most faithful followers to start passing Trump bills. As a true test of their loyalty and devotion.
Simply arrest the perpetrators for using fake currency. And then welcome the FBI & Secret Service into the fray.
Lock 'em up!
You cannot vote while incarcerated. Well, except in Vermont and Maine.
Another option is to encourage Orange Prolapse devotees to hand out phony Trump cash at strip bars. I imagine it would infuriate the strippers and the bouncers would ultimately be tasked with physical retribution.
Beat 'em up!
Speaking of gittin' beaten up, the Steelers got pounded by the Arizona Cardinals yesterday (24-10) in a torrential hail storm.
That moment you realize the Steelers might get knocked out of the playoff hunt. Much like Kenny Pickett getting knocked out of the game yesterday. Steelers are 6 pt. favorites this Thursday against the Patriots. The over/under is 31. Which begs the question... just how low can you go?
Forty-Five
sonofsaf
Donald Trump’s inbred
Jared Kushner’s circumcision
Gone to hell it’s quite a transition
That cunt and bitch
Melania’s his wife
Shit in Trump Tower
Donald starts a-dumpin’
Orange Prolapse meat’s
‘vailable for luncheon
My enemy is a slob named forty-five
Fuckin’ forty-five,
Blow job suckin’ and a-givin’
Spreadin’ the big lie
News is fakin’ he keeps shittin’
Toilet’s unrefined
‘Cause it’s golden on the reddit
He’s a big fat whinin’ baby
Don’t forget it
Forty-five, a basket full of lotion
Stormy’s tits oh my
They’re causin’ a damn commotion
But she gave him head
Salad tossed ass vinaigretty
Coup d’etat crimes this planet ain’t so friendly
Cum dumpster cream
Donald’s fuckin’ fatter
All from the left
Makes him fuckin’ madder
And libtards scream
At Donald everyday
Donald is the GOAT
His bitchin’ ain’t pretend
Social Truth is gay seven deadly sins
As the world it burns
And it’s all a shit show display
Fuckin’ forty-five,
Blow job suckin’ and a-givin’
Spreadin’ the big lie
News is fakin’ he keeps shittin’
Toilet’s unrefined
‘Cause it’s golden on the reddit
He’s a big fat whinin’ baby
Don’t forget it
Forty-five, yeah
Ivanka whore will fuck you
It’s his daughter-wife
Jared Kushner’s gonna suck you
He’s a kosher shame
His circumcision’s bullshit
A cunt for a wife
No matter what you call it
Fuckin’ forty-five,
Blow job suckin’ and a-givin’
Spreadin’ the big lie
News is fakin’ he keeps shittin’
Toilet’s unrefined
‘Cause it’s golden on the reddit
He’s a big fat whinin’ baby
Don’t forget it
Forty-five, yeah
Ivanka whore will fuck you
It’s his daughter-wife
Jared Kushner’s gonna suck you
He’s a kosher shame
His circumcision’s bullshit
A cunt for a wife
No matter what you call it
Fuckin’ forty-five
9 To 5
Dolly Parton
Tumble outta bed
And I stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
And yawn and stretch
And try to come to life
Jump in the shower
And the blood starts pumpin'
Out on the street
The traffic starts jumpin'
The folks like me on the job from 9 to 5
Workin' 9 to 5,
What a way to make a livin'
Barely gettin' by
It's all takin' and no givin'
They just use your mind
And they never give you credit
It's enough to drive you crazy
If you let it
9 to 5, for service and devotion
You would think that I
Would deserve a fair promotion
Want to move ahead
But the boss won't seem to let me
I swear sometimes that man is out to get me
They let you dream
Just to watch 'em shatter
You're just a step
On the boss-man's ladder
But you got dreams
He'll never take away
You're in the same boat
With a lot of your friends
Waitin' for the day your ship'll come in
'N' the tide's gonna turn
And it's all gonna roll your way
Workin' 9 to 5
What a way to make a livin'
Barely gettin' by
It's all takin' and no givin'
They just use your mind
And you never get the credit
It's enough to drive you crazy
If you let it
9 to 5, yeah
They got you where they want you
There's a better life
And you think about it, don't you?
It's a rich man's game
No matter what they call it
And you spend your life
Puttin' money in his wallet
9 to 5, whoa
What a way to make a livin'
Barely gettin' by
It's all takin' and no givin'
They just use your mind
And they never give you credit
It's enough to drive you crazy
If you let it
9 to 5, yeah
They got you where they want you
There's a better life
And you dream about it, don't you?
It's a rich man's game
No matter what they call it
And you spend your life
Puttin' money in his wallet
Working 9 to 5
Dolly Parton has ventured to the Burgh on 3 occasions. Never saw her.
At age 77, she made quite splash at the Cowboys/Commanaders game on Thanksgiving. I would've enjoyed a surprise Stormy Daniels appearance... in a matching, old school Redskins cheerleader outfit. Now that would've brought the house down!
My only wish was that Dolly included a bit of my "re-imagining" during her halftime medley. Alas, I penned this parody a week after her performance. Fun fact: Parton's middle name is Rebecca.
The Big Lie 100: (#1371)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
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