Breaking news:
Trump is orange. Not white.
Henceforth, years ago I bestowed upon him a nickname superior to that of "asshole."
For Donald J. Trump is... the Orange Prolapse.
Allow me to present the photographic evidence.
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| A foggy Ft. Duquesne Bridge the morning after... |
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| ... a Steelers home victory against the Bengals (34-11). Andy Warhol Bridge. |
Isn’t Very White
sonofsaf
Trump was shitting, upon a golden throne
But his butthole load’s an Orange Prolapse display
Stop the stealing, smell is rather bold
You gotta wonder if The Donald’s gay
Donald Trump is fuckin’ outta line and the Proud Boys wanna fight
But he isn’t very white
Dumbshit isn’t very white
He’s overcooking that steak and Trump Vodka isn’t right
Isn’t very white
He isn’t very white
A deceiver hatin’ on Bud Light
And Donald J. Trump is the enemy
Grifting clown, his asshole makes a sound
Anal attack forty-five’s guarantee
Donald Trump is fuckin’ outta line and the Proud Boys wanna fight
But he isn’t very white
Dumbshit isn’t very white
He’s overcooking that steak and Trump Vodka isn’t right
Isn’t very white
Isn’t very white
Trump’s a shitty crook who’s full of pride
Butthole opens wide for all the world to see
Trump demanded Stormy on the side
He’d discover the fake tits anomaly
Donald Trump is fuckin’ outta line and the Proud Boys wanna fight
But he isn’t very white
Dumbshit isn’t very white
He’s overcooking that steak and Trump Vodka isn’t right
Isn’t very white
Isn’t very white
Donald Trump is fuckin’ outta line and the Proud Boys wanna fight
But he isn’t very white
Dumbshit isn’t very white
He’s overcooking that steak and Trump Vodka isn’t right
Isn’t very white
Isn’t very white
Couldn't Get It Right
Climax Blues Band
Time was drifting, this rock had got to roll
So I hit the road and made my getaway
Restless feeling really got a hold
I started searching for a better way
And I kept on looking for a sign in the middle of the night
But I couldn't see the light
No, I couldn't see the light
I kept on looking for a way to take me through the night
Couldn't get it right
I couldn't get it right
L.A. fever made me feel alright
But I must admit it got the best of me
Getting down, so deep I coulda drowned
I can't get back the way I used to be
But I kept on looking for a sign in the middle of the night
But I couldn't see the light
No, I couldn't see the light
I kept on looking for a way to take me through the night
Couldn't get it right
Couldn't get it right
New York City took me with the tide
But I nearly died from hospitality
Left me stranded, took away my pride
Just another no-account fatality
I kept on looking for a sign in the middle of the night
But I couldn't see the light
No, I couldn't see the light
I kept on looking for a way to take me through the night
Couldn't get it right
Couldn't get it right
I kept on looking for a sign in the middle of the night
But I couldn't see the light
No, I couldn't see the light
I kept on looking for a way to take me through the night
Couldn't get it right
Couldn't get it right
Easily one of the best songs of the 1970's. Totally underplayed. Never gets stale. That's why I took unprecedented action and offered two live versions.
The Climax Blues Band made 3 appearances in the Burgh back in the mid-70's. Never saw 'em
The Big Lie 100: (#1414)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#2233. Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)
#2234. 5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)
#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)
#2236. Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)
#2237. Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)
#2238. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#2239. Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)
#2240. DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)
#2241. Swift (Rift --- Phish)
#2242. Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)
#2243. Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)
#2244. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)
#2245. Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)
#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)
#2247. Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2248. Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#2249. Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)
#2250. Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)
#2251. Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)
#2252. The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)
#2253. Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)
#2254. Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#2255. Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)
#2256. Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)
#2257. Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)
#2258. Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)
#2259. Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)
#2260. Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)
#2261. It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)
#2262. Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)
#2263. Good! (Would? --- Alice In Chains)
#2264. The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#2265. Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)
#2266. Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)
#2267. Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)
#2268. If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)
#2269. Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)
#2270. Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)
#2271. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)
#2272. Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)
#2273. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)
#2274. Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)
#2275. Kushner's Wife Is A Fucking Jew (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)
#2276. Colorado (Desperado --- The Eagles)
#2277. Detroit Pistons (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2278. Isn't Very White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)
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