#2289. The Real Chip Roy

Yesterday, Trump reposted some crap from a "MAGA crusader" about Texas Congressman Chip Roy (R).

 

Talk about a new low in conservative journalism.  As if there's some kind of elevated standard out there.  Nowadays, your best bet is to conceive of new derogatory nicknames in a desperate attempt to appeal to the Orange Prolapse.

Chip Soy?  

Gimme a fuckin' break.

 

 

The Real Chip Roy
sonofsaf

Donald Trump is not cool shittin’ in the form of pee
Well, he’s spreadin’ the big lie and he lied about that Stormy D.
The stock market crashes and he’s causing despair, his shit’s always unkind
And a Big Mac and large fries McDonald’s is the place to dine

‘Cause he’s the real Chip Roy, asshole and a prick
He’s a critical disgrace mushroom cock and a tiny dick
He’s the real Chip Roy and Kushner’s a fuckin’ Jew
Yeah Stormy’s tits are crazy, yeah baby, motorboat for two

All that Mar-a-Lago bling  but he eats pink slime
And forty-five’s a king stop the stealing is not a crime
But if the Orange Prolapse was white he’s faking all the news tonight
He’s worth about 2 billion but McDonald’s is where he’ll dine

‘Cause he’s the real Chip Roy, asshole and a prick
He’s a critical disgrace mushroom cock and a tiny dick
He’s the real Chip Roy and Kushner’s a fuckin’ Jew
Yeah Stormy’s tits are crazy, yeah baby, motorboat for two

‘Cause he’s the real Chip Roy, asshole and a prick
He’s a critical disgrace mushroom cock and a tiny dick

 

 

The Real McCoy
George Jones

Sittin' on a bar stool sippin' on a glass of tea
Well, when this lady walked by and she tried to put the make on me
She had fake eye lashes and her home [?] hair, it nearly blew my mind
And it makes me realize that the real thing is hard to find

But you're the real McCoy, you're natural thing
From the smile on your face to your walk, to your diamond ring
Your the real McCoy there's nothing fake about you
Yeah, you're a first class lady, yeah baby, you're a dream come true.

Everybody loves these thing just to pass the time
And it's a wam bam thing where the feelings are left behind
Ah, but baby when you hold me tight you're making everything alright
Cause you're one in a million and the real thing is hard to find.

But you're the real McCoy, you're natural thing
From the smile on your face to your walk, to your diamond ring
Your the real McCoy there's nothing fake about you
Yeah, you're a first class lady, yeah baby, you're a dream come true.

But you're the real McCoy, you're natural thing
From the smile on your face to your walk, to your diamond ring

For a country tune, this song ain't half bad.  Surprised it never achieved greater popularity.

Surprisingly, George Jones played the Burgh only once.  Back at the Civic Arena in 1988.  I saw him perform out at Jamboree In The Hills in the mid-2000's. (backstage with the limo gig)

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#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

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#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)

#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

#2254.  Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

#2255.  Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)

#2256.  Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)

#2257.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2258.  Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)

#2259.  Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)

#2260.  Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)

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#2263.  Good!  (Would? --- Alice In Chains)

#2264.  The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)

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#2266.  Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)

#2267.  Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)

#2268.  If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)

#2269.  Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)

#2270.  Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)

#2271.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)

#2272.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)

#2273.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)

#2274.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)

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#2276.  Colorado (Desperado --- The Eagles)

#2277.  Detroit Pistons (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2278.  Isn't Very White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)

#2279.  Rudolph, the Yinzer Steeler (Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer)

#2280.  Big Mac Meat (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)

#2281.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Sublime)

#2282.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Nathaniel Bassey)

#2283.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Jesus Culture)

#2284.  Robert M. Schneider (I Know You Rider --- Grateful Dead)

#2285.  Rob Schneider (Low Rider --- War)

#2286.  Hunter's Laptop (Hunter's Laptop --- Ariel Pink, Winston Marshall, Alex Trimble)

#2287.  Paxton (Captain --- Ween)

#2288.  Fake Coney Barrett (Shake Holy Spirit --- Newworldson)

#2289.  The Real Chip Roy (The Real McCoy --- George Jones)

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