#2279. Rudolph, the Yinzer Steeler

Steelers Quarterback Mason Rudolph is a winner!

West General Robinson Avenue.  Across from the the PNC "Eat'n'Park" home plate club. 

Yesterday, he led Pittsburgh to a thumping victory over the Bengals (34-11).

 

But Mason Rudolph is also a wiener.  He's an avid financial supporter of the Orange Prolapse and various other far right "charities."

 

 

Rudolph, The Yinzer Steeler
sonofsaf

Rudolph the yinzer Steeler quarterback he fuckin’ blows.
Mike Tomlin’s full of bullshit, even Rooney Two he knows.
Fuck all the Pixburgh Steelers Canada’s the Matt we blame,
A mason jar of Rudolph’s urine is the river shame.

When you practice to deceive, Steely McBeam’s gay,
Rudolph you are slow and white, cuming in his ass all night
Trump is a hunk of dogshit, and my mortal enemy  
Donald Trump is a fat queer, biggest clown you’ll ever see

When you practice to deceive, Steely McBeam’s gay,
Rudolph you are slow and white, cuming in Mason’s ass all night
Trump is a hunk of dogshit, and my mortal enemy  
Donald Trump is a fat queer, biggest clown you’ll ever see
Donald Trump is a fat queer, biggest clown you’ll ever see

 

Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer
John Denver

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names,
they never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the reindeer loved him and they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, you'll go down in history."

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the reindeer loved him and they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, you'll go down in history."
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, you'll go down in history."

From 1978 to 1997, John Denver performed in the Burgh a surprising 13 times.  He played back to back nights at Heinz Hall in the winter of '97.  And then died in an airplane crash 2 months later.  Never saw him perform live.

This is my 3rd parody of "Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer."

#9.  Rudy, The Paint-Faced Dumbshit (regarding the 2021 Rudy Giuliani meltdown)

#824.  Rupert, The Murdoch Asshole (regarding the Fox News megalomaniac) 

#2279.  Rudolph, the Yinzer Steeler

I'd be remiss if I didn't mention my whimsical assortment of "Take Me Home, Country Roads" parodies.

Crusty Loads, Pat Mahomes (regarding superhero KC QB Pat Mahomes).  Just a random thought, but if Mahomes ever opened a barbecue restaurant, he should call it KC QB BQ.  Good commercial... say the title as fast as you can excerpts.

Take Me Back Colored Shacks (a historically grim assessment of racism in the state of West Virginia)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's Cunt Explodes (regarding South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem's vagina)

#1815.  Kristi Noem, Elmer Rhodes (regarding the South Dakota Governor and leader of the Oath Keepers)

I'm going to include this in the Big Lie 100.

Why?  Only because the Orange Prolapse attempted to purchase the Buffalo Bills.  Which didn't work out too well.  Then he tried to boycott the NFL over the BLM kneeling fiasco.  That also didn't work out too well either, eh? 

Hmm, maybe Donald Trump is just a stupid piece of shit.

The Big Lie 100: (#1415)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)

#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

#2254.  Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

#2255.  Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)

#2256.  Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)

#2257.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2258.  Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)

#2259.  Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)

#2260.  Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)

#2261.  It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)

#2262.  Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)

#2263.  Good!  (Would? --- Alice In Chains)

#2264.  The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#2265.  Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)

#2266.  Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)

#2267.  Colby Covington (You Are Number One --- The Whispers)

#2268.  If Bob Good (If I Could --- Phish)

#2269.  Moreno (Tornado --- Garbage)

#2270.  Cum Coney Barrett (Come Holy Spirit --- Planetshakers)

#2271.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Hillsong UNITED)

#2272.  Coney Barrett Cum (Holy Spirit Come --- Rita Springer)

#2273.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Travis Cottrell)

#2274.  Coney Barrett (Holy Spirit --- Neville Brothers)

#2275.  Kushner's Wife Is A Fucking Jew (All I Want For Christmas Is You --- Mariah Carey)

#2276.  Colorado (Desperado --- The Eagles)

#2277.  Detroit Pistons (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2278.  Isn't Very White (Couldn't Get It Right --- Climax Blues Band)

#2279.  Rudolph, the Yinzer Steeler (Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer)

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