#1319. Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes

Future dark horse 2024 Republican presidential nominee Governor Kristi Noem (R-SD) went on CNN yesterday.  Dana Bash asked her for her thoughts about a 10 year old female from Ohio, who was raped and impregnated, and is now faced with a tough decision.  Two distinct options here.  At six weeks pregnant, flee to neighboring Indiana where abortion is still legal (barely) or attempt to carry the rapist's fetus to full term.

Noem's reaction... we can't compound one tragedy with another tragedy.  All life is precious.  And so on and so forth.  In South Dakota, any abortion is now completely illegal.

The correct way to hammer Noem is simple.

Governor Noem, you have two daughters, Kassidy and Kennedy.  Have you informed both of them that if they happen to be violently raped, and impregnated, they they would be required to honor and respect South Dakota state law?  And how it would be their responsibility to do what's "right."

It's like the 'ol Mike Dukakis debate question about his wife Kitty being brutally raped and murdered.  You know... whether he'd reconsider his opposition to the death penalty.

I also think there's a case to be made for the prosecution of Governor Mike DeWine (R-OH) and other right win lunatic Governors.  For sponsoring and signing laws that deliberately inflict misery and suffering upon half his state's population.  If this 10 year old girl were to die, DeWine should immediately be arrested.  Her blood's on his hands.

But as for the flood of blood from the gushing cunt of Noem...

 

Kristi Noem’s, Cunt Explodes
sonofsaf

Sins of seven, South Dakota, golden fountains, urinary showers
Women’s healthcare, more like a disease, golden shower fountains, abortion penalties

Cunt explodes, Kristi Noem she will squirt long and strong
South Dakota, motha fucka, cunt explodes, Kristi Noem

All her enemies are pro-choicers, Jesus Christy, savior to another
Pussy’s crusty, supports the big lie, insurrection’s a crime, don’t you dare ask why

Cunt explodes, Kristi Noem she will squirt long and strong
South Dakota, mutha fucka, Kristi Noem, cunt explodes

There’s no more choice except in Trump Tower, he tweets me, but Jack Dorsey and Twitter took his account away
An orange clown has shown us how losing is winning when Donald doesn’t get his way, get his way

Cunt explodes, Kristi Noem she will squirt long and strong
South Dakota, mutha fucka, Kristi Noem, cunt explodes

Cunt explodes, Kristi Noem she will squirt long and strong
South Dakota, mutha fucka, Kristi Noem, cunt explodes

Kristi Noem, damn cunt explodes
Take me home, damn cunt explodes

 

Take Me Home, Country Roads
John Denver

Almost heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze

Country roads, take me home to the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma, take me home, country roads

All my memories gather round her, miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky, misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye

Country roads, take me home to the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma, take me home, country roads

I hear her voice in the morning hour, she calls me, the radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling that I should have been home yesterday, yesterday

Country roads, take me home to the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma, take me home, country roads

Country roads, take me home to the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma, take me home, country roads

Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads

My second parody of Country Roads.  A few years ago, I wrote Crusty Loads, Pat Mahomes... a pornographic tribute to the dynamic Kansas City Chief quarterback.

In 1984, John Denver played at my old stomping grounds (Wheeling Civic Center).  That would be his only appearance in my hometown.  From 1978 > 1997, he played the Burgh a grand total of 13 times.

Never saw him.

The Big Lie 100: (#494) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

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