Saturday, July 09, 2022

#1333. Donald Trump is Fucking Gay

I always find it amusing how there's this angry subset of "huntin, fishin, country music lovin', tough guy" Republican men who personally seem to identify with Donald Trump.

Seriously, the Orange Prolapse wears more rouge and foundation than late 80's Poison.

Hmm, perhaps that's a slight exaggeration.  Emphasis on the key word "slight."


That scene from The Many Saints Of Newark truly rejuvenated my interest in the classic Steve Miller song.  Catchy tune.

Tonight's the Doobie Brothers 50th anniversary concert at Star Lake.  Also, there's Riverhounds game at Highmark Staium.  Or I could watch Sarah Palin make her televised political comeback at a Trump rally in Anchorage, Alaska.  Decisions, decisions, decisions...

 


 

Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay
sonofsaf

Asshat, ass crack
Asshat, ass crack

Asshat, ass crack
Asshat, ass crack

Doot do do do do doot doot
Donald Trump is fucking gay
Doot do do do do doot doot
Donald Trump is fucking gay

Kushner’s a stupid Jew
Ivanka is one too
A coup d’├ętat is never easy
A coup d’etat is how they're cheatin’, hey

Ass crack, Trump is gay
Ass crack, anal play
Ass crack, is here to stay
Ass crack

Trump is so dumb
Melania ain’t free, babe
Wife is a he/she, babe
Hey

Doot do do do do doot doot
Donald Trump is fucking gay
Doot do do do do doot doot
Donald Trump is fucking gay

Ass crack, revolution
Ass crack, evolution
Ass crack, circumcision
Ass crack, anal vision

Oh, up your ass all the way
Donald Trump is fucking gay
Cum on baby, Owwww

I see an orange man, a clown man
You fight man, you’re dead man
Another Donald scam
The coup didn’t go as planned
Not everybody's a Trump fan
The seven deadly sins
God bless the U.S.A. is canned
Insurrection was the plan, yeah

News, we're gonna fake it, baby
News, you’re gonna to take it, baby
News, ain’t fake shit
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Cum on baby, hey
Hey, hey
Trump is fucking gay, babe yeah

Doot do do do do doot doot
Donald Trump is fucking gay
Melania ain’t free, babe
Doot do do do do doot doot
Donald Trump is fucking gay
Donald Trump is fucking gay
Doot do do do do doot doot
Donald Trump is fucking gay
Wife is a he/she
Doot do do do do doot doot
Donald Trump is fucking gay
Fuck the bullshit, screw the bullshit, you gotta take a leak, yeah
A Big Mac’s a fuckin' cheeseburger

 

Living In The U.S.A.
Steve Miller

Stand back, stand back
Stand back, stand back

Stand back, stand back
Stand back, stand back

Doot do do do do doot doot
Living in the U.S.A.
Doot do do do do doot doot
Living in the U.S.A.

Where are you goin' to
What are you gonna do
Do you think that it will be easy
Do you think that it will be pleasin', hey

Stand back, what'd you say
Stand back, I won't pay
Stand back, I'd rather play
Stand back

It's my freedom
Ah, don't worry 'bout me, babe
I got to be free, babe
Hey

Doot do do do do doot doot
Living in the U.S.A.
Doot do do do do doot doot
Living in the U.S.A.

Stand back, dietician
Stand back, television
Stand back, politician
Stand back, mortician

Oh, we got to get away
Living in the U.S.A.
Come on baby, Owwww

I see a yellow man, a brown man
A white man, a red man
Lookin' for Uncle Sam
To give you a helpin' hand
But everybody's kickin' sand
Even politicians
We're living in a plastic land
Somebody give me a hand, yeah

Oh, we're gonna make it, baby
Oh, we're going to shake it, baby
Oh, don't break it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Come on baby, hey
Hey, hey
In the U.S.A., babe yeah

Doot do do do do doot doot
Living in the U.S.A.
Don't worry 'bout me, babe
Doot do do do do doot doot
Living in the U.S.A.
Living in the U.S.A.
Doot do do do do doot doot
Living in the U.S.A.
I got to be free
Doot do do do do doot doot
Living in the U.S.A.
Come on try it, you can buy it, you can leave it next week, yeah
Somebody give me a cheeseburger


 

 


 

Steve Miller Band:

06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY (opened for The Dead)
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ (opened for The Dead)
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ (opened for The Dead)
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C. (opened for The Dead)
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL (opened for The Dead)
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL (opened for The Dead)
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH (opened for The Dead)
8-2-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
8-13-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA


The Big Lie 100: (#509) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)


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