Arizona's 9th District? I know it well. Tempe, parts of Phoenix, a lil bit o' South Scottsdale, some Mormonic Mesa, friends of Chandler Bing, and so on and so forth.
The Orange Prolapse recently endorsed Rob Scantlebury for AZ State Senate in the 9th.
You gotta love how this Southwest Trumper meathead thinks... that by stacking a bunch of cartoon law books, it'll make him appear to be an intellectual. As if the Old Glory background wasn't enough.
#FakeBooks. Not to be confused with #FakeBoobs.
Reminds me of when the Orange Prolapse started putting folders and paperwork all over his desk... you know, to give the allure of a perpetual work ethic.
|During his presidency he demonstrated a modicum of discretion. Scaled it back relatively, resolutely, and accordingly. |
Me so Trumpy! Me fuck you short time!
Barber has a really bad rep
Orange Prolapse has anal breath.
Wiping asses means less disease
Tweeting clown has some tiny meat,
Dear God how I pray he’s dead
Donald’s father was a guy named Fred
Gonna spread the big lie
Stormy D.’s chest is the best
Fake news a fuckin’ liar.
Arizona don’t ask why,
Whining, crying, endless disdain.
Sucking, fucking, McDonald’s weight gain.
Cumshot load, Jared Kushner stain
Electoral manipulation, you’ll feel the pain.
Vodka and steaks there’s no regret.
The golden toilet your shit is the best.
Donald Trump’s double chin
Hoping for sudden death
See you in hell, Orange Prolapse breath
Sun Devils, Diamondback douchebags
Donald Trump’s tiny meat
What an ass, shitting complete and total defeat
Lying (in) error,
Damn creep, he doesn’t care
Scantlebury suicide, janitor it’s toilet time
Murder at your every foot step.
A child's toy sudden death.
Sniper blazes you thru your knees
Falling down can you feel the heat,
Ambushed by the spray of lead
Count the bullet holes in your head.
Offspring sent out to cry,
Living mandatory suicide.
Holes burn deep in your chest,
Raked by machine gun fire.
Screaming soul sent out to die,
Living mandatory suicide.
Lying, dying, screaming in pain.
Begging, pleading, bullets drop like rain.
Mines explode, pain sheers through your brain,
Radical amputation, this is insane.
Fly swatter stakes drive through your chest.
Spikes impale you as you're forced off the crest.
Soldier of misfortune
Hunting with bated breath.
A vile smell, like tasting death.
Dead bodies, dying and wounded
Litter the city streets
Shattered glass, bits of clothing and human deceit.
Dying (in) terror,
Blood's cheap, it's everywhere.
Mandatory suicide, massacre on the front line.
11-17-88, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH (w/ Motorhead & Overkill)
10-26-03, Rostraver Ice Garden, Belle Vernon, PA
8-28-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Ozz Fest)
7-31-07, Time Warner Cable Amphitheater, Cleveland, OH (opened for Marilyn Manson)
8-1-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Mayhem Fest)
11-20-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
7-8-15, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Mayhem Fest w/ King Diamond)
9-15-16, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#519)
#1301. Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)
#1302. Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)
#1303. Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)#1304. Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)
#1305. Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)
#1306. Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)
#1307. Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1308. Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)
#1309. Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)
#1310. The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#1311. Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1312. Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)
#1313. Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)
#1314. McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)
#1315. Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#1316. Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)
#1317. Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)
#1318. Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)
#1319. Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)
#1320. Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)
#1321. The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)
#1322. Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#1323. Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)
#1324. Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)
#1325. Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)
#1326. Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)
#1328. Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)
#1329. Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)
#1330. He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)
#1331. Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)
#1332. Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)
#1333. Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)
#1334. Nunn (One --- Metallica)
#1335. Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)
#1336. Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)
#1337. Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)
#1338. Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)
#1339. He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)
#1340. Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1341. Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)
#1342. Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)
#1343. Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)
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