Tuesday, July 12, 2022

#1339. He's Jim Pillen

Agro-businessman Jim Pillen defeated the Orange Prolapse-backed candidate, Charles Herbster, in a very divisive Nebraska Republican primary.

Herbster left : Pillen right 

Pillen will now face off against Carol Blood (D) to be the next Cornhusker Governor.

 Carol's campaign slogan?

Ugh.  That's about as weak as it is predictable.  

Hey, it's Nebraska for cryin' out loud.  Give those Cornfuckers what they really want... a flood of blood.



He’s Jim Pillen

[Verse 1]

Fetus we are not killin’ in the womb it be chillin’
Abortion is my witness, hey that baby is a kickin’
Trump ain’t that thin so deranged and likes yo money
Some think he’s a cunt White House venue wasn’t funny
He’s gonna tempt fate, take you for a ride
What a fucking baby, pure scum never leaves you satisfied.
The Donald cried "Waahh," riled up for an attack
Restore the border was his order, big lies, Big Mac
He’s Jim Pillen

[Verse 2]

Orange Prolapse gonna lick it bulgin’ all the way
Always cheats (you see) he’s gay
MAGA is the plan, no retreat
Asshole’s gonna fart, he’s shittin’ out that Big Mac meat
You wanna know whazzup, Trump is in town
Asshole crack, shoop ba-doop, bad wet dream “Trump clown!”
He’s Jim Pillen

[Verse 3]

Cornhusker ground and pound’s okay he is Jim Pillen with salami
Fuckin’ smellin’ like a cunt but always tastin’ like pastrami
MAGA's all around the world’s so red Donald’s gonna drop his pants
The kiss of death can be oh so demandin’ take the Pillen chance
He’s Jim Pillen

[Verse 4]

The winner, we hate him, his soul’s bereft
He is faulty, no stutter and hooked on meth
Now Trump is full of bullshit God damn he’s fucking rude
When Stormy Daniels peed shit was gettin’ kinda crude
He’s Jim Pillen

You Be Illin'

[Verse 1]

(One) day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken
Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin'
This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funny
Went up to the front with a menu and his money
He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side
He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?"
The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled back
He gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac!
You be illin'

[Verse 2]

(To)day you won a ticket to see Doctor J
Front row seat (in free!) no pay
Radio in hand, snacks by feet
Game's about to start, you kickin' popcorn to the beat
You finally wake up, Doc's gone to town
Round his back, through the hoop, then you scream "Touchdown!"
You be illin'

[Verse 3]

The other day around the way I seen you illin' at a party
Drunk as skunk you illin' punk and in your left hand was Bacardi
You went up to this fly girl and said "Yo, yo, can I get this dance?"
She smelt your breath and then she left you standin' in your illin'
You be illin'

[Verse 4]

(For) dinner, you ate it, there is none left
It was salty, with butter and it was def
You proceeded to eat it cos you was in the mood
But holmes you did not read it was a can of dog food!
You be illin' 


Much to my surprise, Run DMC has played the Burgh a grand total of 6 times (1984 - 2002).

Love it or hate it, their collaboration with Aerosmith was a game changer.  Great video.

I wrote this parody a few months ago.  But it had some glitches.  So I finally got around to transcribing it.  Hit it Saf!

The Big Lie 100: (#515) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

Please do not share this material with Jim Pillen (R-NE) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.


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