Wednesday, July 27, 2022

#1368. Meet Mike DeWine

Ever wonder what the face of a man looks like... who delights in inflicting misery and suffering upon a 10 year old girl?  Well, there's this guy.

Fictional psychotic fruitcake Buffalo Bill

 But here in the real world, in neighboring Ohio, it's this asshole...

When asked, "Do you support state-sponsored, forced childbirth for 10 year old rape victims."

This piece of shit will lie straight to your face.  And he'll do it with a straight face.  He has no qualms of telling you about his utmost respect for the bodily autonomy of young girls. 

Hey, Governor Mike DeWine is proud to support life and liberty.  The problem being... that commitment and favoritism extends to pedophile rapists.  Nine months later, he'll be your champion when it comes time to assess parental visitation rights.  DeWine be like... "There will be no more deadbeat dads in Ohio.  Not on my watch.  Not while I'm governor.  Every baby deserves a mother and a father.

You see?  It just depends on how you frame the argument.

Meet Mike DeWine

Trump’s in denial losing victory
Pelosi is his sworn enemy
Trump ain’t a king but he’s best at spreading big lies (Lies)
Fox and Friends and critical race
But all I see is his orange putrid face
Trump’s dick was never strong a Viagra fake clown oh my

Whoa-oh-oh!  Meet Mike DeWine
Whoa, oh-oh-oh!  Meat fuck DeWine

Fat ass thighs make him look unwise
Big Macs will cause weight gain
A god damn kook his fat ass thighs are all about disdain
His hair reminds me of an orange disgrace
The coup was wild he lied
Is it any wonder all the pain I doubt he will ever die

Whoa-oh-oh!  Meet Mike DeWine
Ooh, oh-oh-oh!  Meat fuck DeWine

Oh yeah! Whoa-oh-oh-oh!  Meet Mike DeWine
Ooh-oh, oh, oh!  Meat fuck DeWine
Whoa, oh-oh-oh!  Meet Mike DeWine, ooh yeah
Ooh! Meat fuck DeWine

Donald Trump blows
Donald Trump blows now
Donald Trump blows
Ooh, Donald Trump blows
Donald Trump blows now
Oh, Donald Trump blows now
Donald Trump blows (Meet Mike)
Ooh, Donald Trump blows now
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Donald Trump blows.  Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, wow
Donald Trump blows
Oh, Donald Trump blows now
Oh, Donald Trump blows
Donald Trump blows now
Donald Trump blows
Ooh, Donald Trump blows now
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now
Meet Mike, meet Mike DeWine


Sweet Child O' Mine

She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky (Sky)
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I stared too long I'd probably break down and cry

Whoa-oh-oh! Sweet child o' mine
Whoa, oh-oh-oh! Sweet love of mine

She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm, safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by

Whoa-oh-oh! Sweet child o' mine
Ooh, oh-oh-oh! Sweet love of mine

Oh yeah! Whoa-oh-oh-oh! Sweet child o' mine
Ooh-oh, oh, oh! Sweet love of mine
Whoa, oh-oh-oh! Sweet child o' mine, ooh yeah
Ooh! Sweet love of mine

Where do we go?
Where do we go now?
Where do we go?
Ooh, where do we go?
Where do we go now?
Oh, where do we go now?
Where do we go? (Sweet child)
Ooh, where do we go now?
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Where do we go now? Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, wow
Where do we go?
Oh, where do we go now?
Oh, where do we go?
Where do we go now?
Where do we go?
Ooh, where do we go now?
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now
Sweet child, sweet child o' mine 


Quite possibly the most overplayed song in the history of rock'n'roll.  I'd have to think about it.  

Honorable mention: Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit. 

I've always wondered why every 5K plays the exact same 2 motivational songs.  Over and over.  Nonstop.  Until you die.  Europe's "The Final Countdown" and Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger."


7-20-88, Wheeling Civic Center, Wheeling, WV (opened for Aerosmith)

7-26-92, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA (along with Metallica & Faith No More)

The Big Lie 100: (#544)

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1349.  You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)

#1350.  Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)

#1351.  Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)

#1352.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1353.  Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)

#1354.  Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1355.  Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)

#1356.  Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#1357.  Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)

#1358.  Daniel Cox (Cleveland Rocks --- Presidents Of The United States Of America)

#1359.  Cornyn Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)

#1360.  Blake Will Fuck You (Take Me With U --- Prince) 

#1361.  Tim Walberg (Jitterbug --- Charlie Daniels Band)

#1362.  Donald Trump's A Fucking Whore (25 or 6 to 4 --- Chicago)

#1363.  Mike Lindell (Rebel Yell --- Billy Idol)

#1364.  Dan Cox Wants Anal (She Talks To Angels --- Black Crowes)

#1365.  DeWine (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1366.  Lotter (Daughter --- Pearl Jam)

#1367.  Fry Is A Whore (Die By The Sword --- Slayer)

#1368.  Meet Mike DeWine (Sweet Child 'O Mine --- Guns'n'Roses)

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