Tuesday, July 05, 2022

#1324. Huckabee

Former Orange Prolapse Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee is looking to become the next Governor of "The Natural State."  

She probably didn't care much for her SNL impersonator who happened to be a tad heftier.

Regardless, Huckabee wants to remake Arkansas in her own glorious naked image and rename it "The Lateral Gunt."  Lateral implying, from one side of the state to the other.  From the North to the South and all up in between.  If you know what I mean.




What a gunt
Such a big fat cunt
Big Mac quarter pound
She’s so unkind

Smell her farts
Asshole of the right
Sarah’s got a gun
And a church choir

Resembling a toad she’s a frog face lizard anomaly
White clowns are fine they love Christmas trees  
And the insurrection plan’s kinda gay just wasn’t meant to be
This world’s very Trumpy
She’s The Donald’s whore

Midwest wife
She’s a religious girl
Donald Trump’s in town
That bozo style

Coups are a crime
Did Stormy Daniels blow
The big lie’s all a scam
Ivanka’s a Jew

But having a heart ain't easy when you do not care
The mangers of Jesus you must defend
She will annoy the living fuck out of you
This world’s, very Trumpy
She’s The Donald’s whore

Donald’s whore

She’s The Donald’s whore
Donald’s whore


Highway run
Into the midnight sun
Wheels go round and round
You're on my mind

Restless hearts
Sleep alone tonight
Sending all my love
Along the wire

They say that the road ain't no place to start a family
Right down the line it's been you and me
And lovin' a music man ain't always what it's supposed to be
Oh, girl, you stand by me
I'm forever yours

Circus life
Under the big top world
We all need the clowns
To make us smile

Through space and time
Always another show
Wondering where I am
I'm lost without you

And being apart ain't easy on this love affair
Two strangers learn to fall in love again
I get the joy of rediscovering you
Oh, girl, you stand by me
I'm forever yours

I'm still yours

I'm forever yours
Ever yours


8-27-11, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-16-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#501) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

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