Thursday, July 14, 2022

#1345. Masters

Trump resumes his "I won the 2020 election" tour with a return to Arizona this Saturday.  It was rigged.  I was robbed.  They cheated.  They stole it. 

If history is any indication, he'll predictably be pushing the big lie to a mammoth crowd of a few thousand at the Findlay Toyota Center in Prescott Valley.  About an hour north of Phoenix.

While some swing state Republican candidates are trying to distance themselves from the Orange Prolapse, others seem more desperate to kiss the bulge.  Such is the case with the Arizona slate.  Kari Lake, Abe Hamadeh, Mark Finchum, and 35 year old Blake Masters who's running for U.S. Senate.  

All of them are really embracing Trump's brand of "horseshit/bullshit" with a renewed sense of love, deception, greed, lust... and unbridled enthusiasm.  Hey, that may help them in a far right Republican primary, but these are the traits that will inevitably lead to their collective downfall in the general.    



Lookin' to fight
And beat his wife
Lovin’ the strife
I want that Blake Masters dead
Donald’s disease
Donald Trump has herpes
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I want that Blake Masters dead
Trump we must defend
Whoa! Whoa!
Fucking sick, better off dead
Wife Melania’s loose
Stormy Daniels he’ll choose
Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew
I want that Blake Masters dead
Cuttin’ a sark
Makin’ the mark
1-6 was the spark
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Motley Crue

Out go the lights
In goes my knife
Pull out his life
Consider that bastard dead
Get on your knees
Please beg me, please
You're the king of the sleaze
Don't you try to rape me

Consider that bastard dead
Won't get screwed again
Whoa! Whoa!
Make it quick, blow off his head Got your neck in the noose
I got nothing to loose
We're really gonna screw you
Consider that bastard dead
Quick as a shark
Beast has its mark
You can't beat the dark
Don't you try to rape me




The 80's metal caravan is in Cleveland tonight at First Energy Stadium (rescheduled from like 3 years ago).  I'd be tempted if they weren't coming 'round deez parts.  The triple threat (Crue, Poison, & Def Leppard) comes to the Burgh on August 2 at PNC Park.

Motley Crue: 

7-26-87, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Newark, OH
8-30-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-31-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-16-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-13-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#521)

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

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