#1311. Even Joe Gruters

The Orange Prolapse just awarded State Senator Joe Gruters (R-FL) an honorary colonoscopy degree from defunct Trump University.

A stunning achievement in the realm of ass.

 

Even Joe Gruters
sonfsaf

Well is it any wonder, Trump’s a fraud and goof
Yeah, he fucked Stormy’ chest but he came far too soon
He’s red as Mars and as orange as can be
So, you gotta lock up that bitch named Clinton Hillary

Maybe, crimes are somethin’ when you stop the steal
Yeah, McDonald’s Big Mac was his last supper meal
Trump’s shitting turds so exponentially
So, you gotta lock up that bitch named Clinton Hillary

Maybe even Joe Graters
Is committing crimes
Even Joe Gruters
Gonna take you for a ride
Always committing crimes

Forty five is an Orange Prolapse
Cocks are gonna fuck you in the ass
Truth Social’s far right and it’s a little too crass
Butt he’s still a fag with a dildo of glass

Maybe even Joe Gruters
Is committing crimes
Even Joe Graters
Gonna take you for a ride
Always committing crimes

Maybe even Joe Gruters
Is committing crimes
Even Joe Graters
Gonna take you for a ride
Yeah, always committing crimes

Maybe even Joe Gruters
Is committing crimes
Even Joe Gruters is committing crimes

Even Joe Graters
Is committing crimes

 

Even The Loser
Tom Petty

Well it was nearly summer, we sat on your roof
Yeah, we smoked cigarettes and we stared at the moon
And I showed you stars you never could see
No, it couldn't been that easy to forget about me

Baby, time meant nothin', anything seemed real
Yeah, you could kiss like fire and you made me feel
Like every word you said was meant to be
No, it couldn't been that easy to forget about me

Baby, even the losers
Get lucky sometimes
Even the losers
Keep a little bit of pride
They get lucky sometimes

Two cars parked on the overpass
Rocks hit the water like broken glass
I shoulda known right then it was too good to last
God, it's such a drag when you live in the past

Baby, even the losers
Get lucky sometimes
Even the losers
Keep a little bit of pride
They get lucky sometimes

Baby, even the losers
Get lucky sometimes
Even the losers
Keep a little bit of pride
Yeah, they get lucky sometimes

Baby, even the losers
Get lucky sometimes
Even the losers get lucky sometimes

Even the losers
Get lucky sometimes...

From 1977 to 2017, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers played the Burgh a grand total of 17 times.  Petty died from a drug overdose in 2017.  He was 66 years old.

Tom Petty:

8-26-95, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA

7-10-01, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-16-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

6-20-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#486) 

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

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