#2253. Trump Tower

OPEN TO THE PUBLIC ?!?

Well, HOT DAMN! 

Agenda numero uno: I'd encourage people to walk inside and use the restrooms.  As in abuse the restrooms.

 

 

Elevators and lobby too.  Technically speaking, it's called "going over the wall."

 

 

Trump Tower
sonofsaf

Trump Tower
Is burnin’
McDonald’s fake pink slime is here today

Trump Tower
Is yearnin’
The Donald’s Orange Prolapse is here to stay

Needs a cash advance
From his son-in-law Jew
Kushner’s a fuckin’ crooked Jewish display
Clown committin’ crime and all of his bullshit
Fake news is real and CNN is gay
Gay gay gay

Trump Tower
Is burnin’
McDonald’s fake pink slime’s a fuckin’ crime

McMealin’
Stop stealin’
The orange buffoon
Shit’s runnin’ outta time

Needs a cash advance
From his son-in-law Jew
Kushner’s a fuckin’ crooked Jewish display
Committin’ crime and all of his bullshit
Fake news is real and CNN is gay
Gay gay gay

Trump Tower
Is burnin’
McDonald’s fake pink slime’s a fuckin’ crime
Trump Tower
Black swanning
A different tune
Shit’s runnin’ outta time

 

Sunflower
Neil Diamond

Sunflower
Good mornin'
You sure do make it like a sunny day

Sunflower
Fair warning
I'm gonna love you if you come my way

Now if there's a chance
That romance will find you
Better not find you lookin' the other way
Now isn't it time you finally take it
Make it so real it steals your breath away
Hey Hey Hey

Sunflower
Good mornin'
You sure do make it like a sunny time

I’m reeling
With feeling
Know someday soon
I'm gonna make you mine

So if there's a chance
That romance will find you
Better not find you lookin' the other way
Isn't it time you finally take it
Make it so good it steals your breath away
Hey Hey Hey

Sunflower
Good mornin'
It sure do make it like a sunny time
Sunflower
It’s dawning
That someday soon
I'm gonna make you mine 

* - Multiple lyrical errors on the azlyrics website.  I fixed the song to the best of my ability.  

Truth be told, this parody could've been a little tighter.  I just wasn't really into it.

From 1971 to 2015, Neil Diamond has sparkled, fitted, and Jewed the Burgh a grand total of 19 times.  Never saw him live. 

The Big Lie 100: (#1389)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)

#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

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