#2242. Tay Tay Tay

Taylor Swift, a/k/a "Tay Tay"... is the shit. 

 

 And so is the Orange Prolapse ahead of today's appearance in a Manhattan courtroom.

 

Tay Tay Tay
sonofsaf

Tay, Tay, Tay likes to flaunt
For a KC Chief’s erection
Hey, hey, hey she will bleed
From her pussy upon inspection

MAGA bone, shits on a golden throne
For number two, baby (Baby)
All the queers, you know they love her rear
Dildo's fucking you
Butt they are lying, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Yeah, yeah

So blow, blow, blow cock you want
It’s an Arrowhead endeavor
Jew Jew Jew, all the way
And Israel, will live forever

All around the world, she will sing for you
And cash-in too, baby (Baby)
Do not fear, Taylor won’t disappear
Baby, Jews are here, money ain’t lying
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

(Shout out to Tay, Tay, Tay
Shout out to Tay Tay Tay…)

(Shout out to Tay, Tay, Tay
Shout out to Tay Tay Tay…)
Bad blood fire and fury
Anti-hero do not fear
Displaying all her cunt appeal
Mental basket case, love story lying

Screw, screw, screw the take away’s
Staying number one she ain’t no number two
She’s gay, gay, gay in a way
And her g-string girl's, fucking you

All around the world, she will sing for you
And cash-in too, baby (Fuck you baby)
Do not fear, Taylor won’t disappear
Baby, Jews are here, money ain’t lying
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (Tay, Tay, Tay)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Oh, baby
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Oh, baby
Oh, baby
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...)
Oh, baby
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...)
Oh, baby
Oh, baby
Tay, Tay, Tay (Tay, Tay, Tay)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, Tay, Tay, Tay, ooh, ooh, ooh, Tay, Tay, Tay…
Cum on
(Tay, Tay, Tay, Tay, Tay, Tay, Tay, Tay, Tay…)
Cum on
Ooh, ooh, ooh, Tay, Tay, Tay, ooh, ooh, ooh, Tay, Tay, Tay
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh, Tay, Tay, Tay, ooh, ooh, ooh, Tay, Tay, Tay…
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Tay, Tay, Tay
Ooh, ooh, ooh (Cum on)
(Tay, Tay, Tay)

 

Say Say Say
Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney

Say, say, say what you want
But don't play games with my affection
Take, take, take what you need
But don't leave me with no direction

All alone, I sit home by the phone
Waiting for you, baby (Baby)
Through the years, how can you stand to hear
My pleading for you?
You know I'm crying, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Yeah, yeah

Now go, go, go where you want
But don't leave me here forever
You, you, you, stay away
So long, girl, I see you never

What can I do, girl, to get through to you?
'Cause I love you, baby (Baby)
Standing here, baptized in all my tears
Baby, through the years, you know I'm crying
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

(You've got to say, say, say
You've got to say, say, say...)

(You've got to say, say, say
You've got to say, say, say...)
You never ever worry
And you never shed a tear
You're saying that my love ain't real
Just look at my face, these tears ain't drying

You, you, you can never say
That I'm not the one who really loves you
I pray, pray, pray, everyday
That you'll see things, girl, like I do

What can I do, girl, to get through to you
'Cause I love you, baby (Love you, baby)
Standing here, baptized in all my tears
Baby, through the years, you know I'm crying
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (Say, say, say)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Oh, baby
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Oh, baby
Oh, baby
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...)
Oh, baby
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...)
Oh, baby
Oh, baby
Say, say, say (Say, say, say)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, say, say, say, ooh, ooh, ooh, say, say, say...
Come on
(Say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say...)
Come on
Ooh, ooh, ooh, say, say, say, ooh, ooh, ooh, say, say, say
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh, say, say, say, ooh, ooh, ooh, say, say, say...
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Say, say, say
Ooh, ooh, ooh (Come on)
(Say, say, say)

My third parody of the Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney collaboration.  I've always thought this song's a bit "strange."  Or at a bare minimum, a tad askew.  

 

Probably has something to do with the eventual revelations of the singular gloved one's penchant for kiddie bedtime.

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$2242.  Tay Tay Tay

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#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

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