#2262. Laptop Hell

About once a week, the Orange Prolapse posts a string of brief all-CAP non sequiturs.  For example,

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

STOP THE STEAL!

ELECTION INTERFERENCE!  

OBAMACARE SUCKS!

But hands down, my personal favorite is simply... LAPTOP FROM HELL! 

 

Makes a great stocking stuffer for your Proud Boy nephew.  Dildo included.

A distant second is a one-word reference to Nikki Haley.  BIRDBRAIN!

You can almost taste the raging bulge of Trump's exposed colon.

 

Laptop Hell
sonofsaf

Little Trump cock tiny Trump cock
And Stormy’s chest he'll defile
More despair stop the stealing’s all bullshit
Donald gaffing and trespassing at Mar-A-Lago in style
Hands denote small meat but a fat rear

Laptop hell
Laptop hell
Orange Prolapse crime’s very shitty
Donald’s sick
Mushroom dick
Donald J. Trump’s fucking gay

Laptop hell
Laptop hell
Orange Prolapse crime’s very shitty
Donald’s sick
Mushroom prick
Donald J. Trump’s fucking gay

 

Silver Bells
Dean Martin

City sidewalks busy sidewalks
Dressed in holiday style
In the air there's a feeling of Christmas
Children laughing people passing meeting smile after smile
And on every street corner you hear

Silver bells
Silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling
Hear them sing
Soon it'll be Christmas day

Silver bells
Silver bells
It's Christmas time in the city
Ring-a-ling
Hear them ring
Soon it'll be Christmas day

There's additional lyrics for this song, but for some unknown reason, the AZ lyrics website stops short.

Surprisingly, born and raised just 30 minutes away in Ohio, Dean Martin never performed in the Burgh.  Dino Paul Crocetti dropped out of Steubenville High School and became a bootlegger.  He later passed away in 1995 at the age of 78.

The Big Lie 100: (#1398)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)

#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

#2254.  Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

#2255.  Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)

#2256.  Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)

#2257.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2258.  Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)

#2259.  Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)

#2260.  Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)

#2261.  It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)

#2262.  Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)

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