Let's give a shout-out to the MAGA rank and file. They're usually busy beating cops with American flag poles. But during the political off-season you've gotta hone those protest skills.
Hands down, it's my favorite Truth Social one-liner.
HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP!
I absolutely love the idea of the Orange Prolapse sitting on/shitting in a golden toilet. Contemplating his next inflammatory nickname. Then, all of a sudden, Trump's mind kicks into anti-Biden campaign mode. Think of it in terms as a flow chart. If he were to ReTruth the original post, it would only have a single exclamation point. Hmm, needs more exclamation points. Trump's ultimate solution here is to write a new post altogether.
HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP !!!
And the crowd goes wild.
Laptop From Hell
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AC/DC, would agree
Treason’s bullshit Donald Trump he lied
Mother fuckin’, enemy
The seventh deadly sin’s his pride
Insurrection, coup’s a crime
Stormy’s tits he’s gonna screw
Total clown, outta line
Ivanka is a god damn Jew, yeah
The fuckin’ laptop from hell
Hunter’s laptop from hell
Laptop from hell
The fuckin’ laptop from hell
Pays the fine, piece of shit
Motorboatin’ Orange Prolapse clown
Big Mac meal, pink slime in it
Stormy Daniels is Lake Tahoe bound
Gay hatin’, fakin’ the news
Prayin’ to the Jesus fans
More drama, endlessly
Ric Flair would say he is the nature man
Woo!*
The fuckin’ laptop from hell
Laptop from hell
The fuckin’ laptop from hell
Laptop from hell
Make whoopee*
Heh, heh!
The fuckin’ laptop from hell
Hunter’s laptop from hell
Laptop from hell
The fuckin’ laptop from hell
(Laptop from hell) The fuckin’ laptop from hell
(Laptop from hell) Laptop from hell
(Laptop from hell) Laptop from hell
(Laptop from hell)
Forty-five’s a clown
And he’s gay
The fuckin’ laptop from hell
Highway To Hell
AC/DC
Living easy, lovin' free
Season ticket on a one way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everythin' in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I'd rather do
Goin' down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too, yeah
I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
No stop signs, speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me around
Hey Satan, payin' my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey mama, look at me
I'm on the way to the promised land
Woo!
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to hell
Don't stop me
Heh, heh!
I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
(Highway to hell) I'm on the highway to hell
(Highway to hell) Highway to hell
(Highway to hell) Highway to hell
(Highway to hell)
And I'm going down
All the way
I'm on the highway to hell
My second parody of Highway to Hell. Last year, I penned #1208. "Connie's Unwell" (regarding the Orange Prolapse endorsed candidate Connie Conway of California).
From 1977 to 2009, AC/DC has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 12 times.
AC/DC:
5-15-88, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-15-88, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
1-7-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#1402)
#2216. For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)
#2217. Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)
#2218. Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)
#2219. Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)
#2220. Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)
#2221. Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)
#2222. Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)
#2223. Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#2224. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)
#2225. Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)
#2226. Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)
#2227. Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)
#2228. Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)
#2229. Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)
#2230. Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)
#2231. Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#2232. Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)
#2233. Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)
#2234. 5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)
#2235. Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)
#2236. Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)
#2237. Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)
#2238. Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)
#2239. Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)
#2240. DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)
#2241. Swift (Rift --- Phish)
#2242. Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)
#2243. Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)
#2244. Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)
#2245. Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)
#2246. Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)
#2247. Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#2248. Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)
#2249. Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)
#2250. Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)
#2251. Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)
#2252. The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)
#2253. Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)
#2254. Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)
#2255. Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)
#2256. Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)
#2257. Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)
#2258. Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)
#2259. Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)
#2260. Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)
#2261. It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)
#2262. Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)
#2263. Good! (Would? --- Alice In Chains)
#2264. The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#2265. Good Times (Good Times --- Jim Gilstrap, Blinky Williams and a gospel choir)
#2266. Laptop From Hell (Highway To Hell --- AC/DC)
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