#2233. Tesla Sucks

This parody was originally entitled "Hunter Sucks."  But after Elon Musk lost his "autistic cool" during an interview with Andrew Ross Sorkin, I opted to change the title. 

If you don't like this parody, go fuck yourself.

Huzzah!

Tesla Sucks
sonofsaf

Tesla, ah
Tesla, ah
Tesla, ah
Tesla, ah
Tesla, ah
Tesla, ah
Tesla, ah
Tesla, ah
Tesla, ah
Tesla, ah

Sold and bought
As the Biden’s are under attack (Tesla)
Ground and pound
The Orange Prolapse is bad in the sack (Tesla)
Pantywaist
Trump got caught, documents too (Tesla)
Fuckin’ Jew
Jared from hell, Ivanka too (Tesla)
They’re human scum
Donald J. Trump farts
Stormy didn’t cum
Whore a la carte

Elon – Tesla sucks

Trump is very gay
Joke and bullshit, he is a clown
Fuck your Festivus
Festivus, a pole up her cunt
Trump flags unfurled
Romancers adultery crime
Lake Tahoe school, dildos are tools
Yeah-yeah, gay, gay, gay ass reminds

Trump’s a fucking fat disease
Orange Prolapse you’ll appease
Yeah, the millions he’ll be fined

Elon – Tesla sucks, Tesla sucks
Yeah-yeah-yeah, Tesla sucks
Oh, Tesla sucks
Yeah

Trump’s a fucking fat disease
Orange Prolapse you’ll appease
Clown

Tesla sucks, Tesla sucks
Yeah-yeah-yeah, Tesla sucks
Tesla sucks, yeah, yeah, yeah
Dead

Yeah, Trump ain’t white
He’s lost his mind
Yeah, orange ain’t white
He’s lost his mind, his mind

Tesla sucks, yeah-yeah-yeah
Tesla sucks, Tesla sucks, Tesla sucks
Whoa, baby, baby (Tesla sucks)
Elon Tesla sucks, Tesla sucks
Tesla sucks, Tesla sucks
Elon Tesla sucks

 

Thunderstruck
AC/DC

Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah
Thunder, ah

I was caught
In the middle of a railroad track (Thunder)
I looked 'round
And I knew there was no turning back (Thunder)
My mind raced
And I thought, what could I do? (Thunder)
And I knew
There was no help, no help from you (Thunder)
Sound of the drums
Beating in my heart
The thunder of guns
Tore me apart

You've been – thunderstruck

Went down the highway
Broke the limit, we hit the town
Went through to Texas
Yeah, Texas, and we had some fun
We met some girls
Some dancers who gave a good time
Broke all the rules, played all the fools
Yeah-yeah, they, they, they blew our minds

I was shaking at the knees
Could I come again please?
Yeah, the ladies were too kind

You've been – thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Yeah-yeah-yeah, thunderstruck
Oh, thunderstruck
Yeah

I was shaking at the knees
Could I come again please?
Yow

Thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Yeah-yeah-yeah, thunderstruck
Thunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah
Said

Yeah, it's alright
We're doing fine
Yeah, it's alright
We're doing fine, so fine

Thunderstruck, yeah-yeah-yeah
Thunderstruck, thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Whoa, baby, baby (Thunderstruck)
You've been thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Thunderstruck, thunderstruck
You've been thunderstruck

My third parody of Thunderstruck. 

#202.  Mr. Yuk.

#1276.  McClintock.  About Congressman Tom McClintock (R-CA).

#2233.  Tesla Sucks

From 1977 to the present, AC/DC has saluted the Burgh a grand total of 12 times.  And believe it or not, they're preparing to tour again.  Click here for the latest info.

AC/DC:

5-15-88, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-15-88, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
1-7-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#1372)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

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