Monday, December 18, 2023

#2264. Good!

Congressman Bob Good (R-VA) is now the Chair of the House Freedom Caucus!  Last week he replaced outgoing Keystone schmuck Scott Perry.  Interestingly enough, Good has endorsed the DeSantis campaign.  Not the Trump campaign.

 

When asked why, Good said he wants a Republican President who's legally capable of serving 8 years instead of just 4 as mandated by the Constitution.  Gotta be honest here.  His reverence for the rule-of-law doesn't seem to jive with his previous calls to overturn the Biden victory of 2020.  But none of that really matters, eh?   Because "we've gotta look forward."  You know, 'cause we gotta move on.  Put the past in the past. 

Still, this type of perceived disloyalty must infuriate the Orange Prolapse.

I imagine Trump will make an insightful post on Truth Social this week.  Verbatim, my best guess is...

Congressman Bob Good is STUPID!  NOT GOOD!  GOOD IS BAD!



 

Good!
sonofsaf

Trumpy fuckin’ a disaster
Coup d’etat was wild fake news disaster

Donald he won’t pretend
Is the President again
Even though the news is fake
Ron DeSantis is in play

Shitting Stormy Tahoe vacation
Lying the MAGA devotion

Donald he won’t pretend
Is the President again
Even though the news is fake
Ron DeSantis is in play

Donald he won’t pretend
Is the President again
Even though the news is fake
Ron DeSantis is in play

Port-a-jon
Because he cannot shit at home
Port-a-jon
Is not a golden throne

Port-a-jon
Because he cannot shit at home
Port-a-jon
Is not a golden throne

Is Bob Good a Jew?

 

Would?
Alice In Chains

Know me broken by my master
Teach thee on child of love hereafter

Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way

Drifting body it's sole desertion
Flying not yet quite the notion

Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way

Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way

Am I wrong?
Have I run too far to get home?
Have I gone?
And left you here alone?

Am I wrong?
Have I run too far to get home?
Have I gone?
And left you here alone?

If I would, could you?

 

 

My 3rd parody of the AIC classic.

#66.  Wood (regarding former Trump attorney Lin Wood who had his law license revoked for peddling 2020 election fraud claims)

#1454.  Woods (regarding Richard Woods, Georgia State School Superintendent)

 

From 1990 to 2022, Alice In Chains has played the Burgh a grand total of 7 times.

Alice In Chains:

7-21-93, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)


The Big Lie 100: (#1400)

#2216.  For Trump (Her Strut --- Bob Seger)

#2217.  Mark Green (Green Beans --- Animal Collective)

#2218.  Song For The Trumped (Song For The Dumped --- Ben Folds Five)

#2219.  Trumped (Chumped --- Joyce Manor)

#2220.  Lahmeyer (Desire --- U2)

#2221.  Trumper (Kiss --- Strutter)

#2222.  Prolapse Stain: Forty-Five (Morning Train: Nine To Five --- Sheena Easton)

#2223.  Strong (Wrong --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#2224.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Alice Cooper)

#2225.  Perry's Pissed (Cherry Twist --- Crystal Method)

#2226.  Go Musk Yourself (Go Fuck Yourself --- Two Feet)

#2227.  Perry (Cherry - U.F.O.)

#2228.  Strong Is A Clown (Wrong Side Of Town)

#2229.  Trumpy Little Bitch And Cunt (Crazy Little Thing Called Love --- Queen)

#2230.  Gilberry (Hail Mary --- Testament)

#2231.  Christian Ziegler (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#2232.  Forty-Five (9 to 5 --- Dolly Parton)

#2233.  Tesla Sucks (Thunderstruck --- AC/DC)

#2234.  5K (Birthday --- Paul McCartney)

#2235.  Florida State Got Fuckin' Screwed (Overweight But Over You)

#2236.  Kennedy (Ecstasy --- PJ Harvey)

#2237.  Mr. Kevin Cramer (Mr. Entertainer --- Men At Work)

#2238.  Kennedy (Faithfully --- Journey)

#2239.  Strong (Wrong --- Waylon Jennings)

#2240.  DeNiro (My Hero --- Foo Fighters)

#2241.  Swift (Rift --- Phish)

#2242.  Tay Tay Tay (Say Say Say --- Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney)

#2243.  Travis (Krampus --- Houndmouth)

#2244.  Strong's Gay (Wrong Way --- Creed)

#2245.  Hostetter (Shoplifter --- Green Day)

#2246.  Donald Trump Is An Orange Clown (London Bridge Is Falling Down --- Cocomelon)

#2247.  Donald Trump Is A Retard (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#2248.  Bland Is A Cunt (Band On The Run --- Paul McCartney)

#2249.  Kennedy (Destiny --- Journey)

#2250.  Dictator (Heartbreaker --- Pat Benatar)

#2251.  Kenneth Paxton (Love Boat Captain)

#2252.  The Digital Mugshot Edition (To Defy The Laws Of Tradition --- Primus)

#2253.  Trump Tower (Sunflower --- Neil Diamond)

#2254.  Kid Rock Will Dine (I Walk The Line --- Johnny Cash)

#2255.  Playin' The Browns (Send In The Clowns --- Barbara Streisand)

#2256.  Foxmania (Albania --- Nicholas Colasanto / Cheers Episode)

#2257.  Guy Reschenthaler (Dollar For Dollar --- They Might Be Giants)

#2258.  Reschenthaler (Dollar, Dollar --- PJ Harvey)

#2259.  Kid's Cock (We Rock --- Dio)

#2260.  Reschenthaler (Greenback Dollar --- Woody Guthrie)

#2261.  It's Hunter's Laptop From Hell (I Think I'm Going To Hell --- My Morning Jacket)

#2262.  Laptop Hell (Silver Bells --- Dean Martin)

#2263.  The Tower Of Trump (The Power Of Love --- Huey Lewis & The News

#2264.  Good!  (Would? --- Alice In Chains)


Please do not share this material with Bob Good (R-VA) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 

 

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