Check out the "U-Liners." Liz & Dick Uilhein. Heir to the Schlitz brewing fortune.
You lyin' |
These two are the multi-billionaire, ultra-conservative, mega donors to the GOP. MAGA! Huzzah!
Far be it from me to be an advocate for random violence, but if you see him out and about in Wisconsin, you have my encouragement to knock his teeth out.
As for his wife, you should spit on her. Or throw a glass of red wine in her face.
Or force feed her a Nickelback Trump Dump a/k/a "Nickeldump." Truth be told, I do like their smash hit Photograph.
Uihlein
sonofsaf
Donald Trump’s an orange clown
Of this there can be no doubt
Truth Social and the trolling
Larry David with a shit bow
Oh yeah
Well, the fire, fury, and fear
He’s doin’ stuff that ain’t good
He’s down at Mar-A-Lago
And Diet Coke is soda
Oh yeah
(Ivanka blows) Jew-ish Santos lied
(Ivanka blows) Jew-ish Santos lied
Insurrections are wild, Santos is gay
And McDonald’s is here to stay
Yeah, stop the stealing and lies, voting m’kay
‘Cause the Donald we will defend
Hey, stop stealing, stop stealing Uihlein
Uihlein, Uihlein, Uihlein
Oh, yeah
Mmmhh, eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Cunt smells like fish no doubt
And Stormy has giant tits
The ass of Trump is meaner
He’s a piece of shitting
Oh yeah
Well, stop the steal ain’t over
Orange Prolapse is winking
Trump shits like Russell Stover
Asshole does the thinking
(Ivanka blows) Jew-ish Santos lied
(Ivanka blows) Jew-ish Santos lied
Insurrections are wild, Santos is gay
And McDonald’s is here to stay
Yeah, stop the stealing and lies, voting m’kay
‘Cause the Donald we will defend
Hey, stop stealing, stop stealing Uihlein
Uihlein, Uhlein, Uhlein
Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
Uihlein
Oh, oh, oh
(Ivanka blows) Jew-ish Santos lied
Insurrections are wild, Santos is gay
And McDonald’s is here to stay
Yeah, stop the stealing and lies, voting m’kay
Cause the Donald we will defend
Stop stealing, stop stealing
Insurrections are wild, Santos is gay
And McDonald’s is here to stay
And yeah, stop the stealing and lies, voting m’kay
Cause the Donald we will defend
Stop stealing, stop stealing Uihlein
Uihlein, Uihlein, Uihlein
Outshined
Soundgarden
I got up feeling so down
I got off being sold out
I've kept the movie rolling
But the story's getting old now
Oh yeah
Well, I just looked in the mirror
And things aren't looking so good
I'm looking California
And feeling Minnesota
Oh yeah
(So now you know) Who gets mystified
(So now you know) Who gets mystified
Show me the power child, I'd like to say
That I'm down on my knees today
Yeah, it gives me the butterflies, gives me away
'Till I'm up on my feet again
Hey, I'm feeling, I'm feeling outshined
Outshined, outshined, outshined
Oh, yeah
Mmmhh, eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Someone let the dogs out
They'll show you where the truth is
The grass is always greener
Where the dogs are shitting
Oh yeah
Well, I'm feeling that I'm sober
Even though I'm drinking
But I can't get any lower
Still I feel I'm sinking
(So now you know) Who gets mystified
(So now you know) Who gets mystified
Show me the power child, I'd like to say
That I'm down on my knees today
Yeah, it gives me the butterflies, gives me away
'Till I'm up on my feet again
I'm feeling, I'm feeling outshined
Outshined, outshined, outshined
Mmm
Oh yeah
Mmm
Outshined
Oh, oh, oh
(So now you know) Who gets mystified
Show me the power child, I'd like to say
That I'm down on my knees today
Yeah, it gives me the butterflies, gives me away
Till I'm up on my feet again
I'm feeling, I'm feeling
Show me the power child, I'd like to say
That I'm down on my knees today
And yeah, it gives me the butterflies, gives me away
Till I'm up on my feet again
I'm feeling, I'm feeling outshined
Outshined, outshined, outshined
If you've never listened to Soundgarden's Live on I-5, do yourself a favor.
Soundgarden:
May 12, 2013, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
This is actually my 3rd parody of the Soundgarden classic.
#1114. Bo Hines (former Republican Congressman from North Carolina)
#1365. DeWine (the current Governor of Ohio)
#1687. Uihlein (pronounced U-Line)