Charlie Kirk is a "conservative influencer."
Kirk prepares his thumb... for digital/rectal penetration of the Orange Prolapse. |
Let's just agree that Kirk really puts the "cunt" in "cuntservative."
Of course, somewhere in the Burgh, exists an "annular influencer."
Alright, you git the gist of it.
Kirk’s Gone Off the Deep End
sonofsaf
Everyone's sucking Ivanka is a Jew
Everyone's fucking fuck you, oh
Everyone's blundering a coup d’etat ain’t right
Everyone's trying to pick a fight, pick a fight
Everybody Kirk’s gone off the deep end
Everybody wants a cash advance
Everybody Donald’s wearing Depends
Everybody does the Big Mac dance, oh
You want a prolapse to fart
The Donald cums a la carte
You wanna see some porno
Stormy maybe she’ll blow
Everyone's cooking Kushner’s a kosher Jew
Nobody wants passed over too
Everyone's groping grab pussy no doubt
Everyone's hating never in doubt
Everybody Kirk’s gone off the deep end
Everybody wants a cash advance
Everybody Donald’s wearing Depends
Everybody does the Big Mac dance, oh
You want a prolapse to fart
The Donald cums a la carte
You wanna see some porno
Stormy maybe she’ll blow
Hey!
You want a prolapse to fart
The Donald cums a la carte
You wanna see some porno
Stormy maybe she’ll blow
You want a prolapse to fart
The Donald cums a la carte
You wanna see some porno
Stormy maybe she’ll blow
Working For The Weekend
Loverboy
Everyone's watching to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering will you come out tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right
Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a new romance
Everybody's going off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart?
You better start from the start
You want to be in the show?
C'mon baby, let's go
Everyone's looking to see if it was you
Everyone wants you to come through
Everyone's hoping it'll all work out
Everyone's waiting to hold you out
Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a new romance, hey yeah
Everybody's going off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart?
You better start from the start
You want to be in the show?
C'mon baby, let's go
Hey!
You want a piece of my heart?
You better start from the start
You want to be in the show?
C'mon baby, let's go
You want a piece of my heart?
You better start from the start
You want to be in the show?
C'mon baby, let's go
My second parody of the Loverboy classic. A couple years ago when The Weeknd performed at halftime for the Covid Bowl, I penned #180. Twerkin' With The Weeknd.
Buccaneers beat the Chiefs 31-9.
From 1981 to 2022, Loverboy has rocked the Burgh a grand total of 5 times. Two of those appearances were in 2022. Never seen 'em.