Jeff Yass... is an ass.
As my late father would say, "You deal cards like a man with a paper asshole." |
With an estimated net worth of 30 billion, he's also the wealthiest resident in the state of Pennsylvania. And an early political donor to fellow asshole Governor Ron DeSantis (R-FL).
So without further adieu, here's my first ever "twofer" parody.
Truth be told, I couldn't decide whether to use Tom Petty or Beck. So I used them both.
Yasshole
sonofsaf
Election hack
Donations from pure scum
The bullshit spouted by a cunt
Do not ask why
He is spreading the big lie
Forty five regrets he’s going straight to hell
Fuck Ron DeSantis
Fuck Ron DeSantis
Fuck Ron DeSantis
Being funded by an asshole
Gonna blame, Jared Kushner the Jew
Donald Trump bitched but didn’t win
A fucking inbred
A presidential dud
Taken to school by a retard
Fuck Ron DeSantis
Fuck Ron DeSantis
Fuck Ron DeSantis
Being funded by an asshole
Asshole
Beck & Tom Petty
Your brains went black
When she took back her love
And put it out into the sun
The birds did fly
When the heavens all went dry
And the cigarettes were smoking' by themselves
She'll do anything
She'll do anything
She'll do anything
To make you feel like an asshol
Call her name, she looks the same as you
Question marks stretched across her skin
She dangles carrots
Makes you feel embarrassed
To be the fool you know you are
She'll do anything
She'll do anything
She'll do anything
To make you feel like an asshole
Be on the lookout for some Ron DeSantis dumps in the near future.
Tom Petty:
8-26-95, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
7-10-01, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-16-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-20-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
Beck:
Even though he's a DeSantis supporter, let us extol and regale Jeffrey Yass with a series of Trump Dumps.