Meat! Er uh, meet Bianca Gracia.
She's the founder of Latinos for Trump... and an abysmal failure in her race for Texas State Senate.
2022 Texas Republican primary results:
✔ |
|
Mayes Middleton |
62.8%
|
42,083 |
|
Bob Mitchell |
15.4%
|
10,322 | |
|
Robin Armstrong |
14.4%
|
9,638 | |
|
Bianca Gracia |
7.5%
|
4,996 |
She even got beat by the black and white Texan above.
As you can see, Bizatcha Gracia finished a distant 4th place. Just behind the convincing scream-like blob. However, I will concede. She had a pretty novel campaign strategy.
Gracia actually threatened GOP primary voters. That if they didn't vote for her...
"you're going to have to deal with the Lord."
I'd like to see additional hardcore Republicans employ the concept of "politically divine retribution."
Why Gracia
sonofsaf
Why Gracia don't you know that Donald Trump is gay
With a coup d’etat for sure
Three hundred pounds he fakes the news today
That Gracia isn’t white truly a disguise
Pie and asshole creamer and she’s spreading the big lies
Gracia, Gracia she’ll fuck you
Why Gracia an insurrection is a crime
Jared Kushner’s a Jew and piece of shit you’ll find
Stormy Daniels is a thirty-six titted E.
And just maybe you’ll git to stick your dick in for free
Trump isn’t so white but orange is okay
He eats McDonald’s baby food all night and day
Why Gracia
Gracia she’ll fuck you
Why Gracia
Gracia she’ll fuck you
Why Gracia
Gracia she’ll fuck you
My Maria
Brooks & Dunn
My Maria don't you know I've come a long, long way
I been longin' to see her
When she's around she takes my blues away
Sweet Maria the sunlight surely hurts my eyes
I'm a lonely dreamer on a highway in the skies
Maria, Maria I love you
My Maria there were some blue and sorrow times
Just my thoughts about you bring back my peace of mind
Gypsy lady you're a miracle work for me
You set my soul free like a ship sailing on the sea
She is the sunlight when the skies are grey
She treats me so right lady take me away
My Maria
Maria I love you
My Maria
Maria I love you
My Maria
Maria I love you
This parody is kinda meh. My heart just wasn't in it.
From 1991 to the present, Brooks and Dunn have played the Burgh an impressive total of 15 times. And guess what? They have a date scheduled for May 12 at PPG Paints Arena.
Regarding these 'ol school country music studs? As Jesus is my witness, I actually like 'em. Solid songwriters. With the exception of an exasperating Boot Scoot Boogie. Gospel!
Brooks & Dunn:
9-3-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-9-07, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for Bon Jovi)