Good news! Russ Vought (pronounced vote), the Orange Prolapse's former Budget Director, has a unique plan to slash the federal deficit.
You see, if Congress would just cut "all this woke spending" and promise to end "reverse racism."
Not sure how that translates to precision integers and fiscal policy. But if we could just teach our kids that critical race theory is suddenly the new top priority. And that white millionaires and billionaires are continually being harassed and persecuted. Well, naturally that would help shrink the debt.
Seriously, welcome to the MAGA era of trickle down economics.
Russ Vought Fucks You
sonofsaf
Not here to bash
This isn’t funny
Genital rash
Russ Vought fucks you.
Ain’t fuckin no Stormy
But loves Diet Coke
Donald Trump isn’t friendly
Hates the left they’re so woke
Russ Vought fucks you.
Jesus Christ’s a thriller
A flood of blood
Climate and weather conditions
Ain't bringin’ the love
Russ Vought fucks you.
Not here to bash
This isn’t funny
Genital rash
Russ Vought fucks you.
Donald’s not a king
Trump is not a king, baby
Trump is not a king
Yeah, alright.
This Note's For You
Neil Young
Don't want no cash
Don't need no money
Ain't got no stash
This note's for you.
Ain't singin' for Pepsi
Ain't singin' for Coke
I don't sing for nobody
Makes me look like a joke
This note's for you.
Ain't singin' for Miller
Don't sing for Bud
I won't sing for politicians
Ain't singin' for Spuds
This note's for you.
Don't need no cash
Don't want no money
Ain't got no stash
This note's for you.
I've got the real thing
I got the real thing, baby
I got the real thing
Yeah, alright.
My second parody of Neil Young's "This Note's For You." Last year, I penned #1590. Kushner's A Jew.
From 1983 to 2017, Neil Young has played the Burgh a grand total of 13 times.
Neil Young:
8-21-97 Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA *
9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)
6-16-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA *
11-9-12, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA *
9-16-17, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)
* - w/ Crazy Horse