As you can see, frigid dry weather really lends itself to a #TrumpDump.
Parallel MAGA turds in the formation of a quasi-rhombus. |
Now you're probably wondering... exactly what constitutes an "enemy" of the average Trump Dump. Well, it's usually a combination of rain and heat. But it can also be flies. And of course, any city employee with a plastic bag or broom and dustpan.
Throwing Stones
sonofsaf
Donald’s a pain, Trumper disdain
Throwing Stones is better, yes indeed
Kushner in bed, Kushner don’t mind
Anal with no lotion use his behind
Trump we’ll defend
Despite the crime
Aryan Nation
1-6 was a battle line
Truth Social function
That Jared’s a Jew
Southern border again
You blow Trump’s prolapse again
Donald’s a pain, Trumper disdain
Throwing Stones is better, yes indeed
Kushner in bed, Kushner don’t mind
Anal with no lotion use his behind
Kushner in bed
I’d rather be dead
Fake news is right
All of MAGA is red
Coup-plan creeping
A lawsuit for you
Oath Keepers attack
‘Cause Jared's a Jew
Donald’s a pain, Trumper disdain
Throwing Stones is better, yes indeed
Kushner in bed, Kushner don’t mind
Anal with no lotion use his behind
Kushner’s a Jew and
Ivanka you see
Open her thighs
And eat her pussy
Cum in rear end
Trump’s blown out Depends
A really bad dream
Nightmare it would seem
Donald’s a pain, Trumper disdain
Throwing Stones is better, yes indeed
Kushner in bed, Kushner don’t mind
Anal with no lotion use his behind
Donald’s a pain, Trumper disdain
Throwing Stones is better, yes indeed
Kushner in bed, Kushner don’t mind
Anal with no lotion use his behind
Anal with no lotion
Use his behind
Casey Jones
Grateful Dead
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
This old engine
Makes it on time
Leaves Central Station
About a quarter to nine
Hits river junction
At seventeen to
At a quarter to ten
You know it's traveling again
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
Trouble ahead
A lady in red
Take my advice
You'd be better off dead
Switch-man sleeping
Train hundred and two
Is on the wrong track
And headed for you
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
Trouble with you is
The trouble with me
Got two good eyes
But we still don't see
Come 'round the bend
You know it's the end
The fireman screams and
The engine just gleams
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind
And you know that notion
Just crossed my mind
My second parody of Casey Jones. This one's a "Dead on Dead" kinda thang. Throwing Stones was one of the first tunes that really got me into band. West LA Fadeaway and Terrapin come to mind as well.
Last year, I penned #1254. Burton Jones. A tribute to the current Lt. Governor of Georgia, Republican Burt Jones.
This summer we have plans to hit up some of the early shows: Raleigh > Bristow > Burgettstown. 3 shows in 5 days (June 1 - June 5). From , who knows.
Grateful Dead:
04-08-89, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH
10-22-89, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
07-08-90, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
09-07-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-08-90, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-18-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-20-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-21-91, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-09-91, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-14-91, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-21-91, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-24-91, Sandstone Amphitheatre, Bonner Springs, KS
09-04-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-05-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-06-91, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-06-92, Rich Stadium, Orchard Park, NY
06-08-92, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-09-92, Richifeld Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-11-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-12-92, Knickerbocker Arena, Albany, NY
06-14-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-15-92, Giants Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ
06-17-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-18-92, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, NC
06-20-92, RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
06-22-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-23-92, Star Lake Amphiteatre, Burgettstown, PA
06-25-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
06-26-92, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL
07-01-92, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-14-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-17-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
03-18-93, Capital Centre, Landover, MD
06-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
06-18-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
06-21-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
06-22-93, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
09-09-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
09-10-93, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-20-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
03-21-94, Richfield Coliseum, Cleveland, OH
07-29-94, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH
03-17-95, The Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
06-30-95, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
07-02-95, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Bob Weir, 8-31-92, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA
Ratdog & Rusted Root, 8-12-01, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
The Other Ones, 11-29-02, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Dead, Bob Dylan, 8-6-03, Germain Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
Dead & Company, 6-28-17, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
The Big Lie 100: (#845)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)